824 madison ave. apt G.
fondly known as the "G spot" or "IKU" around the charlottesville/ albemarle area. nestled in a landscaped complex called Cambridge Sqaure, the facilities include a (working!) air conditioner and a pool. and talk about location! everywhere is 5 minutes away. we're downtown. i am so close to work i bike. and the nearby schools are of excellent caliber, or so ive been told. so anyway, lets see what david d zorn (my sexy sexy roommate) and i have been up to this summer..
this is the gigantic hole that we didn't put in the wall. (note: look at what dave is wearing, its important later on in the story)
gopal passed the fuck out. in the fetal position. in our nasty ass bathroom. and we had a futon downstairs. but he wouldnt wake up for anything. i even held his nose and mouth shut because i thought he would have to wake up to breathe. in reality though, he just stopped breathing. gopal is, by the way, an alcoholic.
dave (under the beer carton and with the cactus-sword) and gopal (with the bicycle and police sunglasses) had a bit of a wrestly match outside. this chick walked outside and laughed at how drunk they were. the funny thing was, we hadn't started drinking yet. we're just weird. also, pay attention to the shirt dave is wearing here.
we never have enough beer at our apartment.
davey-pooh, gopal "ronny" penny, ike "wearing a straw hat", and brian "super-friend". there are two important things in this photo. first and foremost, notice the cactus on the table. secondly, and most importantly, take a look at daves shirt.
an artistic photograph of our favorite cactus. dave feeds it beer. what an awesome cactus. it represents stealing gopals wallet and going on a spending spree. also, Jay, the sexiest car in the world, is outside the window.
im not wearing eye liner. but if i were, dave wouldn't be attracted to me because of it. the previous two sentences were lies.
beer pong. the sport of champions. we're not wearing shirts. because were sexy. and also because the A/C doesn't work. thats why we're not wearing shirts in a lot of these pictures.
Gopal (remember, the alcoholic..) passed out. sound familiar? maybe. but what's not familiar is mark and i humping the bejezus out of him
speaking of humping, check out this picture. ah, the crazy stuff that goes down at IKU 24/7. i suggest you apply by going to ikus website
so yeah thats us having fun ALL THE TIME. every day is party day at the g-spot. even though as of the time this writing, i have worked 55 days straight without a day off. and there isnt a day off in sight. SWEET