It all started when Leigh and I were talking. About throwing a kick ass party. We knew it had to be planned out well, because just a week earlier another party i had thrown had gotten busted by the police. So we figured out a great plan; alcohol would not be allowed in... we would provide mixed drinks until 11, after which it would be a dry party. (The cops would not come before 12 after all.) Well, unfortuanetly, the plan could never be tested. Leigh got deathly sick at the last minute, and she had my liquor for the mixed drinks. So at the last minute, I told people they could bring beer if they wanted. Then we set up for Hawaiian: Party to end all Parties.
My good friends Ryan and Pete are hiding behind this jungle we set up at my front door. Part of the plethora of decorations.
...also, we had watermelons (originally to be plugged, but alas no liquor), a festive umbrella, and enough streamers to put all my other previous parties to shame. Also, please note the festive beer. It'll be important later in the story.
Pete got a little carried away during the decorating phase. Okay, he got more than a little carried away. But, at least he looked cool!
Well, here, if you can look closely, you will see all of the decorations in the background and whatnot. Also, if you look at the front of the picture, in a red disguise, we have my resident stalker/spy! =p
Well. Those were the decorations. But, would you believe, there was A LOT more to this little party of mine! Once we set up, the taps opened up, and there was much carousing (for you kids with little vocab, that means to eat, drink, and be merry).
Here's Ryan taking a hit off the dewbong. "A Dewbong?" you may be asking yourself. Why, yes, it's like a beer bong, but instead of beer, its mountain dew. Its killer! Here, Ryan shows the proper dewbong technique.
Here, Jake and I demonstrate how to do a fantastic little dance. Its little. And fantastic!
I had to take off my hawaiian shit, because it was getting a little too hot for me. However, I dont think that hurt my popularity any. Au contraire, if you see me here, i seem to be the life of the party!
Here we see Ike (thats me), demonstrating how to "punk" somebody. Boy, we sure got her good! But more importantly, we see Pete without his shirt on.
This sight led Susan and Robert to drink. (Okay, so not really. They were playing cards. But i figure im allowed to say whatever i want when im making my website. if they dont like it, they can make their own website.)
All this drinking led to a lot of brotherly love. Ryan expressed his love to Mark. Mark, in turn, was more than overjoyed.
By this point, everything in my house was getting REALLY hot. So i did what any sexy man would do. I took off my shirt and started dancing. This picture illustrates this concept.
Well, unfortuanetly, all good things must come to an end. And it did. By way of police officers. Funny thing is, when the cop walked in with me, nobody noticed him (having too good of a time i hope). But when i got everybodys attention, the party got dead silent. Then, of the about 50 to 60 kids who were in my house at the time, all but 15 ran out of my house. Hilarious. The 15 who stayed were in for some fun of their own...
Here we have Louise, standing in line to get breathalyzed. Luckily for her, she is very attractive, and thus did not get a ticket.
Meghan is in the process of being breathalyzed here. She blew very well i've been told. (hehehe =p) you can also see the arm of the police officer. Out of all 3 police officers, not a single one wanted a picture taken. How odd.
Well, there you have it. My party pics. I've got over 100, so if you remember a pic thats not up here, let me know and i'll post it. in the meantime, feel free to check out the rest of the site, and if youre feeling really nice, maybe even sign my guestbook.
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