some good quotes:
"Back in '68 cars were cars, men were men, and women knew their place...what happened?"-Dude in Buffalo. (it was an OLD dude according to josh)
"...And that's when I realized I sold my soul to the wrong guy..."-Random dude talking to other random dude on the streets of Montreal.
"Flick me hard!"-Graffiti in West Virginia DQ Bathroom
"It was an ASS-venture"-Drunk college kid at Montreal Expos game, commenting on the prostitute he had hired earlier.
"I rubbed the condom in that dudes face!"-Same drunk college kid, different quote. He had a bunch of good things to say, actually.
more great quotes to come!