X 10 Spy Cam Site
the other day i was looking at my statistics, and realized a lot of the visitors to my site were referred to my site by none other than this here page. 'but whats so good about this page?' i wondered to myself. then i looked closer at why people come to this particular page. well, it seems that about 100% of the page views were referred by search engines. (over 95 percent by google). And what were these people searching for when they came to this particular page?? well, 95.18% typed "spy cam". so, today, august 13, 2003, ive decided to put up this small paragraph above the page..
sorry but this isnt the x-10 spy cam web page . i just titled my page that because i thought it was funny and tied into the whole spying theme that this page was about. so sorry to have wasted your time. but, now that youre here, go ahead and enjoy my site and sign my guestbook =).
So anyway, who here has been stalked before?
not me is the point. honestly, i think its kind of flattering. my resident stalker isnt just a normal stalker, shes pretty good at her job. I mean, one day, i got called at work, got sent a text message, got an email, an instant message, and a telephone call at home. All from the same girl. Shes a professional though. her name: madeline. her mission: werent you paying attention? to stalk me of course! enough of the introduction... lets go on to the fun picture part...
this is the infamous stalker in a lovely evening gown. what would she drink on an evening on the town? a vodka martini of course. spies these days go high class, because people dont expect rich people to be spies... but oh, they are... i mean, look at James Bond, right?
todays stalkers get a lot of in depth training in various different fields. here, madeline is learning how to quickly fix a jet engine to follow the stalkee (which is me of course) (PS--> she claims its not a jet engine. but im not allowed to know what it really is)
another important part is for the stalker to change her indentity quickly. this picture is a perfect demonstration of how a simple pair of sunglasses can radically change a persons look
deadly on the ground. deadlier in the air. sometimes you think you can lose your stalker with fancy driving moves. thats not the case with my stalker... she follows me in her plane. kinda resourceful, isnt it?
anyway, thats that. i hope you realize i kinda generously interchanged the stalker theme with a spy theme. oh well. apparently im not as perfect as i thought i was....
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