A lawyer, a Rabbi and a Hindu priest were travelling cross country together
when they ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere. After hiking 10 miles
they found a farm and asked for a lift to a gas station. The farmer said
the nearest station was 25 miles away, so they might as well spend the
night.

When they agreed, the farmer said, "The only problem is that I only have
two extra beds, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn." The Hindu
priest said that he was humble, so he'd sleep in the barn; they all settled
down to sleep.

A little while later there was a knock on the door, and when the farmer
answered it, there stood the priest. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a
cow in the barn, and I'm not allowed to sleep with cows because of my
beliefs."

"No problem," the Rabbi said, "I'll sleep in the barn." Again they settled
down to sleep - and again there was a knock at the door. When the door was
opened, there stood the Rabbi. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in
the barn, and I'm not allowed to sleep with pigs because of my beliefs."

"Ok," said the lawyer, "I'll sleep in the barn!" Off to sleep they went.

Several minutes passed before a third knock sounded at the door... When the
farmer opened it, there stood the cow and the pig...

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