The Leprechaun
A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the
urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man also
peeing. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller
man, and the taller man is completely embarassed about staring at the
smaller man's penis.
"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you
have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"
"Well," says the Leprechaun, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL
Leprechauns have penises this size!"
The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were
that long."
"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you
your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there
and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"
"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----aw hell with it,
OK!"
Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away.
"Say,"
says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?" Finding it difficult
to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously,
the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."
"Image that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in
Leprechauns!"
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