Lawyers are people who call a 10,000 word document a 'brief'.
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
What do you get if you cross the Godfather with a lawyer ?
An offer you can't understand.
What do you have when a lawyer is burried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why wouldn't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bicycle.
What is it a goose can do, a duck can't and a lawyer should ?
Stick his bill up his arse.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer get's Frequent Flyer points
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honour.
A lawyer who has gone bad?
Senator.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support
two lawyers.
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of it's members give the rest a bad name.
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