What exactly is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her
back to her parents!"
-Eric, Age 6
What is the proper age to marry?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
-Bert, Age 5
What Do Most People Do on Date?
"On the first the date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Martin, Age 10
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about
love."
-Craig, Age 9
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy
her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
wedding.:
-Alan, Age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarassing
thing if anybody see you. . . If nobody sees you, I might be willing to
try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, Age 9
Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitian!"
-Kirsten, Age 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them!"
-Anita, Age 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Will, Age 7