The Blessing "My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our  six-year old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," our daughter replied. "Just say what you  hear Mommy say," my wife suggested. So our daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people  to dinner?" Main Page Back to Jokes Page Picture and Info Page Poetry