Poor Fireman A fireman  came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.    Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.  Bell 2 rings and we all slide downthe pole.  Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks."    "From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the sameway.    When I say:  Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.  When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed.  When I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night."    The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled,  "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes.  "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed.  "Bell 3," and they began to screw.    After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"    "What's this Bell 4?"   the  husband asks.    "More hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!"   Main Page Back to Jokes Page Picture and Info Poetry