Quips & Quotes     Insanity IS Herereditary - You Get It from Your Kids Technology is simply a means of manipulating the world so you don't have to experience it. I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. It hurts to be on the cutting edge. I don't get even, I get odder. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. I am an escapee of a political correction facility. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. I believe in youthenasia. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. I am having an out of money experience. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. A day without sunshine is like night. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor. I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. Contributed by:  Dawn Main Page Picture and Info Page Back to Joke Page Poetry