Eeyore's Gloomy Place

"Quotes"

"I don't hold with all the washing," grumbled Eeyore. "This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense."
Eeyore and Pooh from "Winnie-the-Pooh" by A. A. Milne

"Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any Good. Take all the Life out of them."
Eeyore from "Eeyore's gloomy Little Instruction Book" by A. A. Milne

"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."
Eeyore from "The House at Pooh Corner" by A. A. Milne

"No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation."
Eeyore from "The House at Pooh Corner" by A. A. Milne

"If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one." "That's a very good idea Eeyore," said Christopher Robin. "It may take a day or two but I'll find a new one."
Eeyore from "The Blustery Day" by A. A. Milne

"Ha-ha," said Eeyore bitterly. "Merriment and what-not. Don't apologize. It's just what would happen."
"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."

"Clever!" said Eeyore scornfully, putting a foot heavily on his three sticks. "Education!" said Eeyore bitterly, jumping on his six sticks. "What is Learning?" asked Eeyore as he kicked his twelve sticks in the air. "A thing Rabbit knows! Ha!"
"I'm not sad, I'm just not very happy"