"Who knows where thoughts come from...they just appear."


Hey, this is my page that I am proud of. I love quotes, funny ones, serious ones. You'll find my favorite ones here. There are very funny ones, very serious ones, sad ones, stupid ones that me and my friends have said (some of those you might not get). So read them. If you have any good ones email me. I'll be adding to this page a lot. - - Amanda.



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"Sometimes I feel like i'm sitting back in the shadows, not alive, and I just watch everyone else live their lives." - somebody

"I need sunshine to grow." - Julia Roberts in The Mexican

"I was born to yank." - Heather Graham

"You are not special. You are not a beautifull or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everybody else." - Fight Club

"I don't know why I even bother thinking around you." - Me

"You're allowed to touch it." - Danette

"Sometimes you have to do the wrong things." - Me

"I used to have that problem but now i'm fixed." - Me

"There are still more monkeys than people." - some dude's shirt

"Just let it all hang out ~pause~ whoops! wrong phrase." - Danette

"Is that a cop-truck car." - Me

"What's up with you swallowing everything?" - Danette

"Contrary to popular belief, Amanda is not god." - Brooke

"The proof of desire is pursuit." - Richie

"Neither Do I. But hey, fake it till you make it." - Matt (talking about playing guitar)

"Just smile and nod...just smile and nod." - Me

"You stupid-fly. Let me pull up to that bumper and spank my monkey" - George Carlin EBONICS

"I was born with no genitalia."

"Your front door is my back door." - Danette

"The object of the game is to get all the passengers on one side of the car" - Amanda

CUTE THINGS

"If you lived to be 101 i'd only want to live to be 100 so I wouldn't have to live a day without you." - Winnie the Pooh.

"When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us."

"The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had."

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."

"Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile."

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying."

"May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful."

STRANGE THINGS OR WHATEVER

"Death is a once in a lifetime experience."

"After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.' "

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. "

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle."

"Women like quiet men because they think they are listening."

"There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance."

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool."

"Be alert - the world needs more lerts."

"The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. "

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."

"It is silly for a woman to go to a male gynecologist. It is like going to an auto mechanic who has never even owned his own car."

"If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you."

"There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know."

"One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you."

"Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

"There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too."

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

"If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?"

"Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?"

"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."

"I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious."

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

"I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast."

"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

"I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed."

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, what a waste of alcohol."

EMPIRE RECORD QUOTES:

"I don't regret the things i've done, but those I did not do." - Lucas.

"Empire Records open 'til Midnight this is Mark." - Mark lol.

"There is 24 usable hours in everday." - Corey

"Listening to that crap is guarenteed to make your sterile." - A.J.

"Well, maybe I want to be sterile." - Mark

"You know what, one of these days i'm going to show you people." - Mark

"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear." - Lucas

"I can catagorically say that you are not a bigger banana head." - Lucas

"...by 1:37, that's an excellent time." - Lucas

"Is it true that you commited the perfect crime?" - Deb

"Not entirely true." - Lucas x100

"What's wrong with you? Yesterday you were normal today you were like the chinese guy from the karate kid." - A.J.

"What wrong with today today?" - Lucas

"Shock me Shock me Shock me with that deviant behavior."

"Makes the customers all crazy-like."

"They're my special recipe and you know what that means....lots of...suuugggarrr."

"We're both screwed, atleast you are use to it." - Deb

"No we must not dwell, no not today, we can't. Not on Rex Manning day!" - Mark

"Always play with their minds." - Lucas

"Big coat you are wearing; lots of pocket room." - Lucas

"The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren." - Lucas

"Turbo Slut"

"Why don't you all just...fade away?" - Rex Manning

"I could study all night too if I was on speed."

"If you love Gwar why don't you join the band...Mark man, you play a mean guitar it's really a shame that....YOU MUST DIE." - GWAR

"I tried to kill myself with a lady bic..a little pink razor with flowers and a lotion strip. It took an hour to break the skin." - Deb

"Damn the man Rave on Rave on."

LYRICAL CLIPS FROM SONGS

"Take a breath to distort the fear." - Silverchair

"You'll make it through with a different point of view." - Silverchair

"You look so fine, I want to break your heart and give you mine. You're taking me over." - Garbage

"Slip inside the eye of your mind. Don't you know what you might find? A better place to play." - Oasis

"All the roads we walk are winding and all the lights that lead us are blinding." - Oasis

"There are so many things I'd like to say to you but I don't konw how because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me and after all, you're my wonderwall." - Oasis

"I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for just one taste of you." - A Perfect Circle

"I'm only happy when it rains. My only comfort is the night gone black. I'm riding high upon a deep depression." - Garbage

"I am lost so I am cruel, but i'd be love and sweetness if I had you. I'm waiting...i'm waiting...for you." - Garbage

"Love, it's who you know." - Smashing Pumpkins

"All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade away."
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