Life Insurance: Cupboard Style

Life insurance is a funny thing. They ask all sorts of personal questions regarding how your health and sanity is like, family status, and whether you're actually the bi-product of an unholy ritual combining the worst aspects of street theatre and mime artists on red cordial. Or perhaps the last bit was just me. Anyway, through dealings with them I have discovered some flaws in their questionarres. Sure, they ask all the easy questions treating life as if it was multiple choice, but they don't view the fringe element do they? I think its time they did.

Cupboard Insurance Agency Questionarre

 Do you habitually insult Bikers? Bouncers? Police? Catholics?
Use mobile phones while driving? In theatres? Loudly?
Inform 7' bruisers who push in queues what you really think of them?
Mean "roughing it" when you say it. Even when children are involved.
After a night out do you:
Wake up partner for a 5am jog/ see sunrise.
Steal covers in winter.
Kick covers onto partner in summer.
Not brush.
Let friends crash. In same bed as you and partner.
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Colin Morris
C.Morris@mailbox.gu.edu.au
Date Last Modified: 23 Aug 1999
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