O.J.'s Version of the Murders

O.J.'s Version of the Murders

(Author's Note (or should I say demented, crazy lunatic's note): Some of this material may not be suitable for young children under the age of seventeen minutes and the other people in this world who have no idea who Orenthal James Simpson is. Reader discretion is advised.)

On June 12, 1994, eight teenagers decided they wanted to go on a backpacking trip to Los Angeles, CA. They hiked the first twenty miles on a dirt road. The teenagers, being lazy, then carjacked a van, killed the passengers, and drove off to L.A. with their backpacks in the back of the van.

Once they reached LA, they all decided to kill somebody for no reason at all. Before they went for the kill, the teenagers got a bite to eat at McDonald's. There they saw O.J. Simpson with some loser with long hair. They then decided that the Ku Klux Klan member among them, Mark Furhman, should kill O.J.'s ex- wife, Nicole Simpson and frame O.J.

They drove down to Nicole's apartment, and Mark got out of the van. He was armed with a Swiss Army knife. He saw Nicole and a man with her. Mark pushed the man to the ground and slashed Nicole viciously on the neck with the knife. That slash killed her, but there was still work to be done by Mark. The man had seen the whole thing and could turn him in, so Mark turned around and started trying to kill the man too. They struggled for five minutes until Mark punched the man and knocked him to the ground. He then did the same thing to the man as what he did to Nicole and killed the man. Mark, being so exhausted, fell and landed on Nicole's dog, which started barking. After he got up, he told one of the others to place a glove he had stolen from O.J. a few months earlier near one of the victims to frame him. To make a future trial for O.J. more interesting, one of the teenagers walked in the blood and made a few footprints. Unfortunately, he was wearing cheap shoes he had gotten from the dollar store and the footprints didn't look like that much like footprints.

Now that the crime scene was over, they were off to O.J.'s house. They banged on the wall at the house and dropped the other glove there. Then one of them ran across the driveway and threw a sock stained with blood from the murder scene into an open window in the house. After that, they left his property and went home.

The teenagers had normal lives until the next January when they all dropped out of school to watch the Trial of the Century all the time. They made fun of the prosecution, the defense, and Fred Goldman. They were so mad when he was found innocent that they blew up a federal courthouse (they framed a loser in the army). All eight of them later became part of the Los Angeles Police Department and were successful until they mishandled the investigation in the Trial of the 21st Century, which was the murder trial of President Clinton.

THE END


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