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The Mekon Zone
Welcome to the Mekon page, a world where anything
can happen. Nobody knows who this mysterious Green headed being really
is, all we know is that he knows all.
Every week, he will be sending us reports from Manchester
University, where he is stationed, foolishly hoping to study Human behaviour
and thought patterns, before
TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
Late breaking news just in, in our first installment from
the bulbous green headed one, and Mahogony Cheese God himself
That's it, the final verdict is in. After extensive investigation
and unprecedented market research, Samuel B. Washington Club Testing UK
has ruled that The Ritz IS a "pseudo trendy-skate meatmarket," as was controversially
rumoured not less 24 hours ago.
This startling revelation comes after the company founder, none
other than Sammy B himself, patronised the establishment last night on
no less than a nine Red Bull high, and, due to a combination of a blatant
lack of purchasable Red Bull, woefully tragic music and a DJ whose manners,
professionalism and concern for the average punter can only be described
as "crap", still failed entirely to have a good night and went home early
with the firm intent of leaving it a couple of weeks and then giving it
another try.
This reaction has come as a shock to many of Sammy's friends, who,
less than six months ago, knew him to be a staunch purporter of the clubs
merits. Even the world famous bouncy dance floor did little to lift the
spirits of this disillusioned Ritz veteran. With the influx of a new generation
of Ritz punter (trendy-skate freshers and pseudo goths who wear black simply
because it's a shade they have in there wardrobe which seems to fit in
with the atmosphere rather than as a statement of personality) and the
management's apparent eagerness to forsake the Ritz regulars and humour
this fresh source of income with chart dance and Verve centred indie, many
of the once steadfast supporters of the club are now agreed that Jilly's
Rockworld is most definitely the only place in Manchester where a half
decent night out can be found.
It seems that yet again, profit comes before service and another
once fine establishment falls to the temptation of fast cash through bland
consumerism and the promise of bad anonymous sex.
The world is run by idiots,
It may as well be cheese,
Many men would rule the world,
But few men hold the keys.
The fools will fall, the cheese will rule,
But the world will not decay,
Because the mahogany cheesegods will prevail,
Sweeping it all away..........
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