No little girl on this Earth will ever see one of these Barbies on the shelf...damnit...but wouldn't it be fun? Send your suggestions to me. The address is at the end.
Abducted by Aliens Barbie
Airline Disaster Barbie
Anti-Gravity Barbie
Barbarella Barbie
Barbie On Mars Barbie
Barbie On Mars Without a Spacesuit Barbie
Big Butt Barbie
Biker Chick Barbie
Birth Defect Barbie
Bulimic Barbie
Cryogenic Barbie
Exhibitionist Barbie
Flamethrower Mishap Barbie
Flatulence Barbie
Freeze-Dried Barbie
Hermaphrodite Barbie
Hunting Accident Barbie
Inside-Out Barbie
Ken-In-Drag Barbie
Leprosy Barbie
Mummified Barbie
Napalm Barbie
Nuclear Mutation Barbie
Parachute Didn't Open Barbie
Postmortem Barbie
Premature Burial Barbie
Psychotic Killer Clown Barbie
Quicksand Barbie
Re-Animated Barbie
Self-Immolation Barbie
Shark Attack Barbie
Siamese Barbie
Sideshow Freak Barbie
Unwanted Pregnancy Barbie
Walking Dead Barbie
Hangnail Barbie
Hemmoroid Barbie w/Preparation H Playset
Bladder Control Barbie w/ Depends Actions Set
Water Retention Barbie
Clubfoot Barbie
Cleft Pallete Barbie
White Trash Barbie
Pigeon Toed Barbie
Extra Fingers Barbie
Tapeworm Barbie
Binge and Purge Barbie
Vericose Veins Barbie
Junkie Barbie
Toejam Barbie
Flat-Chested Barbie
Communicable Disease Barbie
Oral Fixation Barbie
Hot and Ready Barbie
Deviated Septum Barbie
Pimple-Poppin' Barbie
Sex For Sale Barbie
Transexual Barbie
Tramp Barbie
Dazzling Toenails Barbie
Mixed Emotions Barbie
Boxcar Barbie
Manic Depressive Barbie
Facial Tick Barbie
Third World Barbie
Hangnail Barbie
Braided Nosehair Barbie
Montezuma's Revenge Barbie
Boob Job Barbie
Queen of the Trailer Park Barbie
Gentlemen's Club Barbie
Rhinoplasty Barbie
Monobrow Barbie
Change of Life Barbie
Skin Cancer Barbie
Liposuction Barbie w/ Hoover Action Set
Crash Test Barbie
Co-Dependent Barbie
Prozac Barbie
Hormone Shot Barbie
Dysfunctional Barbie
Klaus Barbie (with AUTHENTIC swastica armband)
Cenobite Barbie with head wrapped in REAL bloody barbedwire
Satanic Priestess Barbie
Abortion Clinic Barbie (with REAL blood on her hands) Milita Barbie (comes with paranoid anti-government pamplet and one Authentic Nitrate Bomb)
Typhoid Barbie
Stigmata Barbie
Meth Addict Barbie
Bestiality Barbie
Bailbondsman Barbie
Corrupt Politician Barbie
Bitter, Vindictive Divorcee Barbie
Man-Hating Bulldyke Barbie
Trailer Trash Barbie
Black Barbie
Sex-for-Sale Barbie (Complete with Pimp Daddy Ken)
Drug Pusher Barbie with Dressin' Up for a Gang Bang Playset
Crack-Whore Barbie with Kit of Pipes and Baggies
Mrs. Barbie Springer
Necropheliac Barbie
Grand Inquisitor Barbie
Mortician Barbie
Slot Jockey Barbie
False Prophet Barbie
Mine Sapping Barbie (comes with REAL U.N. barret)
High School Janitor Barbie
Roach Wrangling Barbie
Intestinal Distension Barbie (comes with one roll of toilet paper)
Holy Jihad Barbie (comes wrapped head to foot in black and carrying one ak-47)
Sentenced to Death by Electrocution Barbie (comes with pre-shaved head,one mandatory appeal and Court Appointed Attorney Ken)
Suggestions? Email 'em to taunter@airmail.net!