Emmanuelle beart does want World Peace after all.
A whole load of illegal African immigrants went on a hunger strike in the Saint-Bernard
church in Paris, claiming that they were unable to legalise their status because
of new laws on immigration introduced by M.Pasqua a couple of years ago. Their were
huge demonstrations in France, and a tidal wave of solidarity for these people swept
the country. But those of you who had an interest in the nuclear weapons testing
controversy of last year will know that M.Chirac is completely immune to this sort
of phenomenon. Anyway, Emmanuelle Beart (Peace and Blessings upon Her) joined the
strikers in the church and stayed with them until the doors were broken down and was arrested
with everybody else. She was subsequently released.
The protesters were wrong, but then so was the government. A year ago, we elected a
center-right government, and everybody knows that one of their dogmas is the strict
application of the Law. In France, we have a substantial amount of respect for the
Loi. What we have complete contempt for are petty regulations, like how fast
you are allowed to drive, how many pousses-cafe we can drink if we're driving home,
and what we should say in our tax forms. Everybody knew from the start that the
immigrants were going to be kicked out of the church and repatriated. But the silly buggers
in the Elysee Palace should have done that immediately instead of waiting until
everything deteriorated into an irrecuparable no-win-for-either-side situation.
What I really want to say is that Mme.Beart is now actively campaigning for Human
Rights, In the same way as Catherine Deneuve. She has stayed clear of the path
chosen by that stupid woman Brigitte Bardot (who isn't as beautiful as Emmanuelle
Beart, so there...). She has chosen to fight for the rights of People, not to
campaign for Equal Rights for Hamsters and other such pathetic, sentimentalist rubbish.
People like Mme.Bardot put absurd ideas into people's heads by misuse of their media
influence. On Christmas Day 1995, whilst the BBC was showing the Queen's Speech (That just
shows that it was Prime-Time), Channel 4 broadcast Brigitte Bardot for half an hour
talking absolute bullshit about being nice to animals at Christmas and letting the
turkeys live. Then, at about one in the morning, Catherine Deneuve (May rose petals
cushion her footsteps all her life) was given 5 minutes (including the credits) to talk
about Human Rights violations in Africa. Geeezuss Kryste! What the hell is wrong with
people? We can be proud of Emmanuelle. I was anyway...
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