UGLY MUS-TARD

the band; not the insult

About Ugly Mus-tard: They are the most rockingest band to ever BE. The first time I heard them was last year while I was asleep in front of the radio. I had a tape in that was recording so I actually did hear the song. It was High. Soon after I developed an unhealthy obssession with finding and buying the CD. For weeks I ate nothing, didn't sleep, and kept running into the doorframe. Then a new Circuit City opened up and they had the CD. I cried three hours straight. Man, it was beautiful. My favorite song is track number 10, Friend. These people may be kind of sick but they are just so cool. I might even call them groovy. If you want more info or pics, visit their web page.

As you might have noticed, the pic has been changed. I stole the cow from Mus-tard..but isn't it cute? Small anecdote: I go to a private school for an Algebra class and shortly before this class began I was admiring my *really spiffy roober-rific* Ugly Mus-tard CD. This guy who I kinda know asked if he could look at my CD. I let him and he was heard to remark,"I like bands that have titles like that. Like Armless Wankers... How can wankers be armless? and how can Mus-tard be Ugly?" I sat there, slightly confused and finally let these words scamper from my lips,"Have you ever gone to make a pork sausage and found it's got hairs all over it?" and feebly attempted to give him a look that would chill him to this very day. He squeebled,"Huh?" I guess it was lost on him.

Tracks:
1. Twist and Shake
2. Ink Blot
3. High
4. Quicklime
5. I Owe It All To You
6. Hate
7. Sodomaggot
8. Was
9. Ill
10. Friend

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You don't deserve this life, you never did. My friend will take you to a better place.

Dallas Music Ring
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