______One day Vegeta was walking down the street in his traditional sajyin uniform, on his way to a meeting that he couldn't be late for. But unfortunately, he couldn't fly to the meeting though, do to the new air trafic which was now surronding the city.

______*Damn humans. Always keeping me from getting where I need and doing what I need*

______It was tourist season (unfortunately that didn't mean a tourist hunting season).

______All of a sudden, two boys walked up to him. The shorter one (who a good foot taller than him) had smoothed back black hair and was wearing a green school uniform. While the taller, and VERY ugly one had messy orange hair and a blue school uniform.

______* Fuck this, who in Nameik do these humans think they are. Coming up to me?! I don't have the time.*

______"Oi, Hiei!" the shorter said "dressed up a little early for Halloween, ne?" "Oh my gosh!" the taller, uglier one screeched sarcasticlly " The little shrimp's not wearing black!!"

______The bigger one burst out laughing

______* little!?! shrimp!?!* " Who the hell are you calling a little shrimp asshole?!" Vegeta yelled, about to kill him

______" WE know you'd rather be tall...but, some of us get hieght or looks, and others get...well...get other stuff, Hiei." the shorter one remarked

______"Did you just call me Hiya?" Vegeta asked angrily.

______" No, I said Hiei. That's your name baka."the smaller one replied matter of factly

______"I'm Vegeta! The king of Vegeta-sei, and of all sayjins." Vegeta explained, pushing the two away from him

______" We know about your fantasy dreams with Kurama, but don't bring us in to them." the smaller one managed without laughing, putting his arm around Vegeta shoulder.

______"I'm married!! And with Bulma, the chair woman of Capsule Corps, I've had two children. Now get your Damned hand off me!"

______" So Kurama is going by Bulma now, eh?"the uglier one sceech nudgging the smaller one in the side "and children...I didn't think that was possible. Technology these days." The two begain lauhing histerically.

______"LISTEN!!" Vegeta sreamed at them " I'm not Hiya or whatever, I don't know any KUrama, and I don't know or give a f*** about you! Now leave me the hell alone before I have to kill you."

______"Gomen Hiei, just calm down now. It's okay, we'll give you and Kurama more time together. I know that you have a crush on him"the short one spoke looking around, trying not to have the yelling cause to many stares as they turned towards an alley "F***ing Assholes!!" Vegeta mumbled turning the corner and into the alley

______" What did you call us?!" the uglier one squeeked "I'll fight ya shorty."

______*shorty* the alarm went off in Vegeta's head "Okay, let's fight.

______The taller one cracked his knuckles "alright, lets go!" Vegeta disapeared in a flash " Running away?! You ran fast. hahaha Where'd ya go to hide"

______"Here I am!!" Vegeta yelled, punching the man in face "Hiei! If you keep this up I'll have to fight you." the smaller one whinned " You can't go hurting a team mate like this."

______"Scared?"

______The boy was obviously egotistical, as he steped forward with his hand held out like a gun. "Rei gun!" He shot, as did Vegeta. The beams hit each other and neutralized each other.

______"N..nan des ka? W..when did Hiei learn to use the spirit gun!?" the boy stammered " that wasn't a spirit gun. And anyway, I have much better attacks than that. But I don't feel like letting my true ki show so I won't raise my power." the boys looked very worried as Vegeta boasted on.

______" Let me give you a demonstration" He held his index and middle fingers to his head and consentrated. Lightning soon started to spark. He smirked. The boys backed up.

______" Demonic Death Wind!!!!!!!" Vegeta shouted hitting a stone between the two with the beam. He wanted to give a warning shot, he didn't want to waste power he didn't have to.

______"Take me to this Kurama." he said picking up the boys by the back of their uniforms, one in each hand.

______The shorter one pointed to the apartment door. "This is the one"

______Vegeta knocked on the door, using the bigger ones head.

______"Who is it?" came two out of breath voices, one angry and one polite one

______" King Vegeta, I have two presents for you."

______There was some brief arguing and a russle of cloth. the locks were unlatched and the door opened. Behind it, there was a man with black, blue, and white spiky hair, highlighted by a white bandanna. He was in all black and the same hieght as Vegeta.

______"Hiei!?" the smaller one asked " I thought this was you" he explained pointing to Vegeta.

______"Hn." Hiei scowled as he looked at the man who 'looked like him'.

______Vegeta looked at the man he 'looked like'and turned back to the boy " You thought I, King Vegeta looked like this earthling?!"

______> door slams shut<

______*you think you can call me a ningen huh?* Hiei thought Vegeta growled (literally) as he picked up hs foot and kicked the door in " you forgot something..your 'gifts'!"

______"WE don't except gifts from stangers" Hiei replied, quoting a ningen comercial. Vegeta threw the two into the room and over a table sitting close by the door.

______"Take them!"Vegta demanded

______"WE don't want them!!" Hiei fired back.

______" What's going on?!" cried a concerned voice from in the apartment.

______" I"m taking care of it!" Hiei yelled down the hall.

______"Hiei, I"m serious" retorted a red head entering from the hall way, wrapped in a sheet.

______" Having a togo party with out us Kurama?" the bigger one remarked recovering from the crash.

______" So you're Kurama?" Vegeta questioned.

______"Hai, But who are you? I didn't think Hiei had a brother?"

______" I don't " Hiei remarked.

______" Listen ma'm. I didn't mean to disturb you. But.....you REALLY, have to take these two if you don't want them dead. Cause I'm about ready to kill them." Vegeta explained Kurama gigled and blushed.

______" I'm a guy."

______" O......kay. Oh crap, I almost forgot, well I have to get to my meeting ." Vegeta flew off, leaving Yuuske and Kuwabara.

______"What did he mean by 'disturbing'?" Kuwabara asked.

______" Kurama...you mean...that....you and....." he trailed off. Kurama blushed

______"Umhm."

______Hiei blushed slightly and Yuuske passed out. Kuwabara looked around.

______" Huh? What did I miss there?"

______Owari! :-)

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