THE DREADED ONE

(EXERPT FROM THE BYBEL, THE BEGINING1:1-??)

Howard Paul Donald was born on the 25th of December, in a manger, at a little inn. His mother, Mary-Anne and father, Joe, were over-joyed at the successful arrival of their one and only child and sent out invitations to all their friends to come and celebrate th happy night. Unfortunately, they only had three friends, but these three friends were well welcomed, since they had brought gifts for the little boy. A pig, a sheep and a large piece of toast covered in onion and melted cheese. Howard grew up a happy lad, he wasn't all that good at school but that didn't matter, he was, infact, a miracle worker and could dance spiritual dances better than anyone else in the world. A well known prophet, Nigel Martin-Smith, heard of this boys amazing powers in the field of dancing and sent a messenger to beg Howard to come and live in their town, and dance for the world to see. Howard agreed, and kissed his mother and father goodbye. He went and met Nigel, who bowed down and kissed his feet, thanking him humbly for agreeing to do as he had asked. Howard was introduced to four other men, and together they decided to entertain the world with music from the heavens above.