BOOZE BOY

Bob Peter Max Williams was born in a one room appartment to a single mother name Fifi. Fifi worked as a barmaid in a little pub down the road and when Bob was born, she didn't quite know what to do. She had to leave him at home alone each night and this always worried her. So one day she put an ad in the paper for a babysitter. A young man by the name of Liam answered the advert, and Fifi employed him to look after her son each night. Bob loved Liam, who always let him stay up late each night and eat as much junk-food as he pleased. A number of years passed, until one night, when Fifi came home to find Bob in bed with a hangover. He was only 8 years old. Liam was fired, and Fifi decided to take Bob to work with her each night, instead of trusting her little boy with anyone else. So there was Bob, growing up in a bar, socialising with women of all ages at the tender age of 8. Time went on, and by the time Bob was 16, he was the most successful man with the ladies in the whole of England, he could play pool better than anyone else in the world and he could sing and dance to all the songs from the pubs old juke box. People began to visit this particular pub, just to see the boy wonder and marvel at his many talents. Now it was just a mere coincidece that Nigel Martin-Smith was passing by one night and decided to pop into the pub for a quick drink. When he saw Bob, he knew that there would never be another boy who could make people laugh in the wink of an eye, who could smile and turn every womans legs to jelly...and when he heard Bob sing, it was setteled. He asked Bob to work for him, and to sing and dance and make people laugh. Bob agreed, but his mother, Fifi, was hestiant. She thought people would start to crowd the pub even more, if they knew that she was Bobs mother. So Bob, being the kind hearted man he was, changed his name to Robbie instead, went to work for Nigel...and became a teenage millionaire. That's how it began Guys!