THE EVOLUTION

So you want to know how Take That started, huh? Well, far be it for me to be able to tell such a legendary tale. No, this story calls for an expert... a true evolution guru.

Hi there kids, you just caught me taking a break from baking my famous chocolate chip cookies. So you want to know how those cool, jive, hip -and-happening, funky pommie groovers got together, do you? Well...let's see now....oh, hang on, Jan's sniffing the baking powder again!....there we go...now, where was I? Oh yes, Take That...let's see now...

"It's the story
of a man named Gary
who wrote some lovely songs and ate twirls
When in walked little Marky
cute as no other
a big success with the girls!

It's the story
of a man named Howie
who was dancing to music of his own
when Jay came by and said
let's dance together
Let's not be alone!

Then their manager, Nigel, put a plan together
and made these 4 lads meet for lunch
they held auditions and recruited Robbie
and that's how they all became the Take That bunch
The Take That bunch
The Take That bunch
And that's how they all became the Take That bunch!"