THE TAKE THAT SPLIT
The memory and faithful worship may live one, but do YOU remember what you were doing when you heard the news? Do you remember how it felt to know that Take That were to become no-more? I imagine that you would....and I doubt that the lads realise the profound effect they had on the world and the people within it. So I decided to interview a few people at random to see what they remember of the fateful day that Take That decided to cease existance.....here's what they had to say:
MICHAEL JACKSON
"Ow! I was like, oh my God...but they're so beautiful...the break up was like bad..real bad, you know it!"
PATSY (ABFAB)
"Sweetie, Darling, Sweetie..I just drank, darling, that's all I did....and the voices, I could just hear this voice inside my head saying "why...why???....that Robbie's got a fanTASTIC arse..."
LAA LAA (TELLY TUBBYS)
"uh-oh...guff nah noo....erghh...laa laa suicide..."
BILL CLINTON
"It was a sad day, not only for me, not only for America, but for the world. The United States of America has fought for freedom, democracy, an end to racial discrimination, and I swear to you today, that there will never be a bigger fight, never be a more passionate, more devoted plight to reunite Take That and place them back onto their rightful throne as the kings of pop!!!!"
TERRY (E17)
"It was like nuffink to me, do ya know what I mean? I mean, let's just say, right, you see...do ya know what I mean?...I mean...yeah...like, yeah....I dunno....do ya know what I mean?"
DAME EDNA
"Possums...they were 5 perfect possums"
ELVIS
"That Marky may have ripped-off my songs, but my golly gosh he could sing 'em...yes siree, for sure!"
DAVID LETTERMAN
"hee hee hee..whoooo...pow...oh, it's sad, ya know? hee hee....what do you guys reckon, it's sad, isn't it? Yes....bam! whoo! hee hee hee....it's sadder than my top ten list... hee hee hee"
MARILYN MANSON
"Well, I was drowning out my sorrows by eating a live chicken's head and I thought NO WAY MAN..there's just no way I'm gonna let these mother - f***ing beautiful people do this to the world, so I like..slit my arms open and bled on everyone and they were crying and I was crying and the whole world was crying and all I wanted to do was eat the chicken's head but all I could think of was my misery and so I took some more drugs and like...I began hallucinating that Take That were back together...and this chicken head was like growing out of my foot....then I passed out."
A COW
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sniff* *sniff*"
