SOCK SATURN
THE SOCK STATS OF THE YEAR 2000 WERE AS FOLLOWS:
In 3rd place we have a sorry bunch of white socks trapsing in at 7%
Two types of socks fighting it out 'til they're 'black' and 'blue' - tying for the 2nd place with 28%
And for the fourth time running, the nature-bound-hippy-tree-hugging...the "BARE NAKED FOOTSIES"... "THE SOCKLESS WONDERS".... the people who have no time for laundry are the winners once again! 64% - would u believe it? Congratulations!
To vote for your socks, simply sign the guest-globe and tell us which colour you're supporting today. Tally of your tootsie toasters will be shown each month.
