*apartment buzzer*
*answering it* "Hello?"
*voice over intercom* "Postcard!"
*getting scared*
*postman buzzes again*
*camera moves in on bulging, sleazy, disgusting butt-crack postman*
*postman puckers lips & begins to LAMBADA with himself*
Ya just gotta lick it *postman slobbers on his hand*
Then stamp it on the card
Gonna link up all the VOIDers
Drop 'em al a line!
You've come to see the postman *postman swaggers*
'Cause I'll show you the ZIP *postman flashes*
I'm gonna drop somethin' in your mailbox *postman grins devilishly*
Yeah, it's going out to YOU! *postman points fingers like 2 pistols*
Yeah!!! *postman bops his head back and forth*
It's snailmail or the telly
Or ya hafta go to school (or work...or th'navy...or Justin's place...)
That or buy a 'pooter
Yeah, you need serious coin...
Got a habit o' all that spoddin'
Watch the money burn...
'Cept when ya use th'phone (yeah...that's WORSE!)
It costs so much to spod... *grimace*
Now I know you won't refuse
Put it on your list: "To Do's"
Just go over to the store and choose
Then pick some postcards and use them
For Operation: Postcard
It'll get there long before a new arch˙ve
Operation: Postcard!!!
A postcard goes in the mailbox
When you give out your snail
Hey, R˙chers! You know everything there is to do
Wanna join? Then go home. Wait by the comp.
We'll E our snails over, then postcards are what you need
You're a one-man chaos machine--
BRING THE POST OFFICE TO ITS KNEES!!!
Now I know you won't refuse
'Cause they want to hear from you
If ya don't, you're gonna lose
So take this postcard and mail it
To Operation: Postcard
It'll get there long before we have a new arch˙ve
Operation: Postcard!!!
A postcard goes in the mailbox
When you give out your snail
Operation: Postcard!!!
It'll get there long before we have a new arch˙ve
Operation: Postcard!!!
You've come to see the postman
Yeah, I'll show you the ZIP
Operation: Postcard!!!
Pick something from your hometown
...vaguely R˙chaean?
Operation: Postcard!!!
A postcard goes in the mailbox
When you give out your snail
