Date: Sat, October 18 1997
From: Peter Ferragine (iginition@yesic.com)
Group: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Released: 1991 epitaph records
Track: 7
Title: new boobs

pm - palm mute
p - pull off
: - let ring


intro/main riff

                                                       pm_____________|
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|-9-9-9-7-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-------14-14-14-14-9-9-9-7-9-7-7------------------|
|-9-9-9-7-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-14-14-14-14-9-9-9-7-9-7-7-10-10-10-9-9-9-5-|
|-7-7-7-5-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-10-10-12-12-12-12-7-7-7-5-7-5-5-10-10-10-9-9-9-5-|
|------------------------8--8----------------------------8--8--8-7-7-7-3-|

play the above four times then...

verse

|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
|-9-9-13-13-9-9-14-14-9-9-13-13-9-9-14-14-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-
|-9-9-13-13-9-9-14-14-9-9-13-13-9-9-14-14-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-
|-7-7-11-11-7-7-12-12-7-7-11-11-7-7-12-12-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-12-12-11-
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------

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 -13-9-9-9-9-9-7-----------7-7--|
 -13-9-9-9-9-9-7-2---------7-7--|
 -11-7-7-7-7-7-5-2---------5-5--|
 ----------------0-3p0-3p0------|

post verse

|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|-11-13---9-11-13-11-9-14---9-11-13-11-|
|-11-13---9-11-13-11-9-14---9-11-13-11-|
|--9-11---7--9-11--9-7-12---7--9-11--9-|
|--------------------------------------|

verse 2

|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-13-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-9-9-|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-13-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-9-9-|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-12-12-11-11-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|

post verse 2

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|--------------------------------------------------------------
|-11-13-9-11-13-11-9-14-9-11-13-11-9-11-13-9-11-13-11-9-6-9-14-
|-11-13-9-11-13-11-9-14-9-11-13-11-9-11-13-9-11-13-11-9-6-9-14-
|--9-11-7--9-11--9-7-12-7--9-11--9-7--9-11-7--9-11--9-7-4-7-12-
|--------------------------------------------------------------

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 -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-13-9-9-11-11-13-13-14-14-|
 -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-14-14-13-13-9-9-11-11-13-13-14-14-|
 -5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-12-12-11-11-7-7--9--9-11-11-12-12-|
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bridge - use a whammy if ya gots one

|--------|
|--------|
|-9:-----|
|-9:-----|
|-7:-----|
|--------|

lyrics

something is lacking, i'm not attracting, 
my boobs are not as big as i want them to be, i want 36d 
i'm not recieving enuff affection, gonna get me a silicon injection
and fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams
my social life is pathetic, can't find a man
what i need is cosmetic surgery, be the best i can be
proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
who needs to diet when liposuction, is painless and quick, local anesthetic
now my body is a model, a flawless perfection, 
i most certainly will cause an erection where ever i go, 
but i still don't know
the reason why i can't find a mate, guys i meet ejaculate
then leave through the door, i can't take anymore