Date: Fri, October 17 1997
From: Peter Ferragine (iginition@yesic.com)
Group: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Released: 1991 epitaph records
Track: 3
Title: shower days

x - scratch


intro

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|---------7---------|
|-7:------7----7----|
|-7:------5----7----|
|-5:-----------5----|

riff - played many times at intro, and played throughout song

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|--------------------------------------------9-|
|----------------3-4-3-4-3----5-6-5-6-5---7----|
|---2-3-2-3-2--5------------7-----------7------|
|-5--------------------------------------------|

next...

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|---5-9-----10-9---------------------------------------|
|-7-5-9-9-7-10-9-10-10-10-7-x-7-x-7-7-7--7-x-7-x-7-7-7-|
|-7-3-7-9-7--8-7-10-10-10-7-x-7-x-7-7-7--7-x-7-x-7-7-7-|
|-5-----7-5-------8--8--8-5-x-5-x-5-5-5--5-x-5-x-5-5-5-|

verse

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|------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3-3--5-5--|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3-3--5-5--|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--1-1--3-3--|

pre chorus

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|-----------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
|-3-3-x-5-5-x-7-7-x-7-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
|-3-3-x-5-5-x-7-7-x-7-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
|-1-1-x-3-3-x-5-5-x-5-5-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------------|

chorus

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|-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7--8--8--8--8--8--8-|
|-------------------------------------------------------|

riff 2

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|---2-3-2-3-2---3-2-3-2-3---2-3-2-3-2---3-2-3-2-3-
|-5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------


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 -7---5---3---5---7------------------------------|
 -7---5---3---5---7---2-3-2-3-2------2-3-2-3-2---|
 -5---3---1---3---5-------------5--5-----------5-|

lyrics

in the morning i awake, i feel my bladder about to break 
i scratch my balls, i rub my eyes, just feeling lousy
my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath
i say, "no not today, it's only tuesday"
once every 24 hours, i'm supposed to take a shower
that's not the way i do it, do it, do it
personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
i don't want to do it, do it, do it 
it doesn't make a difference to me, everyday i do the same old thing
so why should i have to be clean?
those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays, also known as shower days
i hate them