Date: Sat, October 4 1997
From: Peter Ferragine (iginition@yesic.com)
Group: NOFX
Album: S & M Airlines
Released: 1989 epitaph records
Track: 5
Title: vanilla sex


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lyrics

don't ever take away from me my pornography
we obviously don't agree on what's obscene
i have the right to chose what i want to see and read
don't try to take away from me my right to privacy what i
do is no ones business but me
so stay in your missionary position
i hope that you get bored to death
there's no way i'm going thru life having vanilla sex
the governments trying to get in your bedroom you'd better lock your 
door and close your shades because there could be someone watching you today
why do you try to make things illegal
why do we have to be twenty-one
are you afraid that people are having too much fun
why do you care what i do in my bedroom
why do you want to know how i screw
it seems to me you've got nothing better to do