Lookin' for adventure.

Fat dork and old lady on Sportster I have an 883 Harley Sportster that's been a lot of fun; I went to the Redwood Run on it a couple of times. I missed 1998 because my gall bladder attacked me (I got my revenge by having it sucked out through a hole in my abdomen) just before the run. Laurie was afraid and never got on it, so I'm hoping my next significant other (now accepting applications) will be a little more open to the idea.

Here I am taking mom for a ride. She said it felt like she was flying. If you're really observant, you'll notice that this gas tank is different from the one in the other pictures; my brother Toby got me a larger tank Christmas one year. Wasn't that incredibly, wonderfully nice of him? It's really handy being able to go more than 80 miles between fill-ups.

Couple of biker dudes. Before I got my bike, a guy who had one knew I wanted one pretty bad; "If you want it, you'll get it, someday," he told me. Which as it turns out was true for me, but there are a lot of people in the world for whom things don't always work out so nicely. And ol' greedy Scott bought a bigger one. It's the American way! Bigger! More power! More chrome!

This is my biker friend Tiger (yep, that's really his name; it's on his driver's license) and me heading out for our first Redwood Run in 1996. The line for t-shirts (and ya gotta buy a t-shirt, right?) was at least an hour long when we arrived (I'd wanted to leave earlier, but couldn't get Tiger moving. It wouldn't have made any difference, though), and by the time we decided to brave it, the t-shirts were gone. I mentioned to our camping neighbors (who said they were connected; yeah, right) that the organizers should provide the option of ordering a t-shirt when one orders the ticket; they'd be guaranteed a sale that way, and people wouldn't go away disappointed after standing in line, but the next year you still had to stand in line. There's a under construction at the website, so maybe they're learning.

Motorcycle camping.

Lots of cool bands, cool bikes, and cool babes, though. One night we were a few feet back from the stage while John Mayall played, which was great, and then, out of the crowd, a naked woman walked right in front of us. She put her hand on my chest to steady herself as she passed.

Biker camps as far as the eye can see. I am so easily impressed. Maybe she was just trying to keep me at a distance. Maybe she was afraid of the drool.

Here I am outside our tent at 1997's Redwood Run, with Tiger's Superglide (foreground) and my Sportster (he's since gotten a RoadGlide, and I have a Fat Boy). This is just one section of one camping area; the organizers sell out 5,000 tickets ever year, and literally thousands of other bikers show up during the day just to party. It's cool going through the towns and seeing bikes parked everywhere, and everybody is smiling and waving.

On the negative side, tents don't provide for much privacy; apparently Tiger and I did a good job of keeping people awake with our snoring. I did get to listen to a couple in the next tent having sex (I was pretty amazed at how erotic listening to a woman moan in pleasure could be), but that got to be kind of frustrating pretty quick; the next day I did get to briefly see that lady neighbor's breasts, which was a nice way to start the day.

Tents.

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