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Hottie,or Baby - 04/13/00 22:39:39 My Email:sweetbabyp11@hotmail.com what flavor your gum is: pink,cotton candy flavored(hey its tha thousands!) how scary ET was when it came out: not scary,sad and funny how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 3 fishing and owned none what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried,sunny side up! what three words describe a windowless white room: dull,dark,stupid | Comments: who the hell are these 'singers'??????just wanted to stop by since the guestbook questions are kewl,bye |
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Stark - 02/20/00 10:50:27 My Email:ssands@usc.edu what flavor your gum is: Red Bull/Vodka how scary ET was when it came out: ET is gay? how many fish you have owned/killed: The drummer and the guitarist. Oh, wait, you mean fish with an "f"? Then none. what consistency you like your eggs to be: As consistent as they come. where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Truthfully? Having sex. what three words describe a windowless white room: really boring dream | Comments: Wow. Does anyone ever visit this place anymore? I feel like I'm visiting an ancient ruin. I haven't been here in more than a year. Well, things are going well for me right now. Everything's really starting to fall into place. However, I dearly miss hose bygone days when I could actually say "I'm in a band." I'm not anymore, and I want that back. For the record, Peter and I recently talked, and he told me he's considering coming to LA for film school (after DUKE). I can tell you right now - if tha happens, get ready for Volume 2. Best wishes, Stark |
| Name: Girls of ICQ | My URL: Visit Me |
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Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook
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Easter Bunny - 06/23/99 17:41:36 My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hp.Scots.index.html My Email:HbPh99@aol.com how many fish you have owned/killed: none owned but killed 1 what consistency you like your eggs to be: half cooked where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: with Bert what three words describe a windowless white room: innocence | Comments: Dear Static or whatever you are called now, how are you? When are you guys going to have a concert in Dallas? I'd like to listen to you live before I move to up north. Where can i get info? Plese e-mail me! XOXO Your forever fan :-) |
| Name: ICQ Gal | My URL: Visit Me |
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Nizzawebsite. Dank für das Lassen ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen
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NMJ - 03/26/99 23:00:45 My URL:http://home.pscw.uva.nl/vanesdonk My Email:nmj@dds.nl what flavor your gum is: private how scary ET was when it came out: Very...... how many fish you have owned/killed: Too many.. what consistency you like your eggs to be: medium where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: ... what three words describe a windowless white room: very dark room | Comments: Nice page Peter, Nanda |
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Grant "Wood" - 03/01/99 04:58:46 My URL:wood_rg0@sewanee.edu My Email:up my ass what flavor your gum is: "Lube" Brands how scary ET was when it came out: 20 feet how many fish you have owned/killed: twenty feet what consistency you like your eggs to be: zwanzig Fusse what three words describe a windowless white room: fuck | Comments: When the revolution comes, things like internet will not exist for you, the burgeousie. We will stamp out all forms of internet freedom and the mexicans will be freed from their slavery of making computer chips for the computer industry. Yes, brothers, we can make it together...RGW "Her Cometh the Wobblies" |
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Kelli - 02/16/99 06:01:51 My Email:crosskl@okra.millsaps.edu what flavor your gum is: wouldn't YOU like to know???!! how scary ET was when it came out: W-O-W. that's all I have to say. W-O-W. how many fish you have owned/killed: ping pong in the fishbowl...elem. carnival flashbacks...need I say more??? what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard on the outside...runny in the middle where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: asleep and free of all homework what three words describe a windowless white room: San It Arium | Comments: HEY HEY GUYS!!! I am just trying to find ways to procrastinate and aviod doing homework and found Peter's site...how the hell are ya'll?? Mississippi is great. come visit. now. PLEASE...someone....anyone... |
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Beasower - 12/22/98 05:13:55 My Email:Hbph99@aol.com how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere | Comments: ARE YOU GUYS CALLED SLERVE OR STATIC OR WHAT? I STILL LISTEN TO YOUR CD. IT'S THE BEST. THERE IS A BAND CALLED REUBEUN BLOOMFIELD. THEY ARE GOOD AFTER YOU GUYS. I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE CONCERT THIS TIME. AND ALSO IF SECOND ALBUM COMES OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW. ANYWAY, WHEREVER YOU ARE GOOD LUCK! STATIC ROCKS! ARE YOU GOING TO VISIT HP BATTLE OF THE BAND THIS YEAR? |
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Tomtom - 11/05/98 18:28:44 My Email:greenhalgh@Zetnet.co.uk what flavor your gum is: cola | Comments: send a e mail to at this greenhalgh@zetnet.co.uk |
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
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Just surfing. Thanks.
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"Little Fitz" second, youngest bro of John Fitz. - 10/03/98 14:51:25 My Email:US54him@airmail.net what flavor your gum is: grape how scary ET was when it came out: not- a -flinch how many fish you have owned/killed: Thttb!! what consistency you like your eggs to be: ¿Qué? where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: doing fun stuff what three words describe a windowless white room: wouldn't u like 2 know | Comments: Hey! Step up the pace on the making of this CD....but make sure you finish your studies. Just remember 2 inform me, when you guys release your CD. |
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MALE WHORE - 09/18/98 07:57:04 My URL:ACROSS THE STREET FROM PIMP.COM My Email:LIQUIDSC@AOL.COM what flavor your gum is: TUNA how scary ET was when it came out: ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT?? VERY SCARY!!!! how many fish you have owned/killed: NONE, BUT I LICKED A FEW what consistency you like your eggs to be: BEATEN...HARD, THEN SOFT...THEN HARD AGAIN RIGHT AT THE END where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: PI PHI'S SHOWERS what three words describe a windowless white room: EIGHT O SEVEN | Comments: STARK, MY BOY, YOU ARE A DAMN GENIUS! ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT NOAH-LOA-DING-DONG AND I FALL ASLEEP TO YOUR CD LIKE EVERYNIGHT. WE SOMETIMES WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT PLAYING FOOSEBALL IN MY HEAD...I CANT EXPLAIN IT. BUT ANYWAY MY FRIEND...THANKS SO MUCH FO ALL THE MEMORIES WE HAD IN 807 (IGNART, BARE ASS WRESTLING..ERIC, THE PEE SOCK, TACO BELL WITH COWBOY BOOTS, YOUR MOM'S COCK RING, TWO WORDS...TIM RAUFFF, AND OF COURSE THE BETRAYAL AT MID SEMESTER....I WAS SOOO PISSED) TELL ERIC TO READ THIS AND HAVE S ME LAUGH'S TOO. I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEDICATED TO SLURVE, BUT I JUST WANNA THANK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING FIRST SEMESTER OF FRESHMAN YEAR, A, UMMMM?? MEMORABLE ONE. I LOVE YOU GUYS AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO...AND PLEASE SH T THE DOOR WHEN YOUR PINCHIN A LOAF!!! YOUR BUD- MIKE |
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toilet sniffer - 09/16/98 17:32:42 My URL:plasma center My Email:Mark.Borezo@edwards.boc.com what flavor your gum is: feces how scary ET was when it came out: comedy how many fish you have owned/killed: I've eaten about 3000 live goldfish what consistency you like your eggs to be: raw baby where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: stoned what three words describe a windowless white room: cool, live, balls | Comments: Kill everyone and everything |
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Cindy - 09/10/98 08:36:00 My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy | Comments: |
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Holliday - 09/01/98 03:52:41 My Email:emily@d-holliday.com what flavor your gum is: winterfresh how scary ET was when it came out: i cried at first but then i wanted to be drew barrymore, so i wore my hair in pigtails everyday like hers how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to remember what consistency you like your eggs to be: I HATE EGGS!!!! where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: hapily married to a wonderful guy :) what three words describe a windowless white room: innocent, calm, needs some serious decorating, ie call Martha Stewart | Comments: hello everyone- well i am in the middle of hell week for me, RUSH week, go a-chi-o. i am taking a study break right now from studying anatonomy & physiology (for nursing), and i was going through all of my web page bookmarks and have not seen the websit in forever... well everything is going well in horned frog country and i think yall will be suprised that smu will not be the only team that we beat this year in football. hope you all have a great year in school.... holliday |
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Cool Person - 07/31/98 02:20:08 My Email:HbPh99@aol.com | Comments: Is that true that you had a concert in Dallas recently? If it's true, i am very sad that I didn't get to go. INFORM ME ABOUT CONCERTS!!! Also inform me about the new album. k? You guys are the best. :) |
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Susan Cox - 07/09/98 18:19:18 My Email:baylor20@hotmail.com what flavor your gum is: fruit stripes how scary ET was when it came out: pretty darn scary how many fish you have owned/killed: lots what consistency you like your eggs to be: sunny side up where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: yesterday what three words describe a windowless white room: no window room | Comments: Hello. I sure hope this is the Pete Flowers I think it is. I never knew you were in a band. I'm very impressed. Why don't ya'll come and play at Baylor? Pete-send me an e-mail to let me know if you got this. I'll go ahead and say you guys are great ven though I've never heard you before. Good luck! |
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Esther - 05/04/98 02:51:07 My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hpbball.index.html My Email:HbPh99@aol.com what flavor your gum is: strawberry how scary ET was when it came out: not really how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 1 | Comments: I love Slerv so much. I am so glad that I own your CD. HP senior talen show is on May 6th. COME BACK TO HPHS AND PLAY FOR US. ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING IN DALLAS OVER THE SUMMER? INFORM ME! :) |
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Esther - 05/04/98 02:49:34 My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hpbball.index.html My Email:HbPh99@aol.com what flavor your gum is: strawberry how scary ET was when it came out: not really how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 1 | Comments: |
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John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 05:20:00 My URL:wherever My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com what flavor your gum is: cinnimon how scary ET was when it came out: very how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800 what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very runny where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a bowl off the coast of Argentina what three words describe a windowless white room: kinda like a clock that drinks Dr. Pepper | Comments: HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!! |
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John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 05:18:55 My URL:wherever My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com what flavor your gum is: cinnimon how scary ET was when it came out: very how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800 what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very runny where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a bowl off the coast of Argentina what three words describe a windowless white room: kinda like a clock that drinks Dr. Pepper | Comments: HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!! |
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John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 04:57:52 My URL:wherever My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com what flavor your gum is: cinnimon how scary ET was when it came out: very how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800 what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very ruuny | Comments: HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!! |
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Phelickz - 04/24/98 01:53:30 My Email:olives@northcascades.net what flavor your gum is: I have public rice how scary ET was when it came out: Gelatin hair? how many fish you have owned/killed: Tu es tres bete what consistency you like your eggs to be: i'm the vector detector where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: What an ecstasy! what three words describe a windowless white room: Mental institution with a green door...wait, i belong to the KGB, or is it the GRU? | Comments: Hey, I got your CD...it sucks. Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzze guys. What's this about posers? Get some more original tunes and update your webpage more than once a year. Bye |
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Lindsey - 04/20/98 01:10:57 My URL:Nashville My Email:lindsey.b.cullum@vanderbilt.edu what flavor your gum is: speriment how scary ET was when it came out: scared the shit out of me how many fish you have owned/killed: at least ten- jose, carlos, selena, juan, etc. what consistency you like your eggs to be: fluffy where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: dead what three words describe a windowless white room: depends on who you are stuck there with | Comments: Slerv kicks major bootie. These boys are my favorite hoochie-mommas. |
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dork - 02/27/98 16:44:01 what flavor your gum is: juicy fruit how scary ET was when it came out: not very how many fish you have owned/killed: none what consistency you like your eggs to be: well done-scrambled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: !$#!%#^%$#%* what three words describe a windowless white room: ruth anne vineyard | Comments: hey guys, i was doing a research project and ended up at the baylor homepage..so i visited pete's page and finally found y'all. your like my favorite band ever!!! man i was at you very first show... maybe you could send me some free stuff..cds, shirts, bumber stickers and the like. i hope school is going well and that y'all actually check this guestbook. see you this summer, Dorothy |
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The Lovely Brandie - 02/20/98 08:23:41 My Email:brandiem@asu.edu what flavor your gum is: Paradise Punch how scary ET was when it came out: pretty damn scary how many fish you have owned/killed: more than my fair share what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled to perfection where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: the top of the Eiffel Tower what three words describe a windowless white room: a little freaky | Comments: A friend at USC played the CD for me and let me tell you...you guys are awesome!!! If I only had my own copy...it would be the one most frequently played. I'll be waiting for you guys to land a huge record deal, become famous, start touring and have an bundance of groupies waiting for you at every stop throwing their clothes at you. Bonne chance dans la vie. J'ecouterais pour vous. Je m'en vais...au revoir. |
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Lucas - 02/08/98 12:25:33 My Email:boyattroy@aol.com what flavor your gum is: Winterfresh how scary ET was when it came out: really really scary how many fish you have owned/killed: over 50 what consistency you like your eggs to be: not runny, please, not runny where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: alive would be good what three words describe a windowless white room: home sweet home | Comments: You guys are incredible! Keep playing whenever you have the chance because you have produced some great tunes. Don't give up on your dream to make it big. Stark, you are the best! 807 4eva. Thanks for making music! Lucas |
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Richard Fuquay - 12/13/97 22:27:19 My URL:fuqioz@rice.edu My Email:fuqioz@rice.edu what flavor your gum is: soybeans how scary ET was when it came out: too scary for me to see how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to count what consistency you like your eggs to be: as long as they're out of the chicken where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: land of 1000 dances what three words describe a windowless white room: "let me out" | Comments: Hi Peter. It's been awhile since I have checked Planet Slerv and DAMN it is really weird. You need to get your head checked. I don't know where you come up with this shit. But I like it -- random cracks are right up my alley, I mean, uh, forget that last art. See you later. Richard |
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Call Me Daddy... - 12/10/97 02:00:40 My URL:http://www-internal.uscc.usma.edu/brigade/Regiments/Reg-1/Bn-3/CO-H/ My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu what flavor your gum is: Marlow Marcy's Dr. Riffic how scary ET was when it came out: Not as scary as All Dogs Go To Heaven how many fish you have owned/killed: 40(I'm telling you-it was Cubby) what consistency you like your eggs to be: From the concentrate where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: a slerve groupie what three words describe a windowless white room: my, nasty, barracks | Comments: How many times do I have to sign this thing before you listen to my story. I'm telling you, I was abducted by aliens. I was driving in Roswell, NM, and these green things with eyeballs all over sucked my into their space ship thing and probed my in all orts of ways. My ass was as black and blue as a Harlem cubscout. They packed my fudge tighter than Rosie O'Donnell in spandex. And you know what? They won't believe me. It's always the same thing--"Mr. Alexis, do you think that drinking a gallon of w ndex might have altered your 'sense of reality?'" Well, they'll believe me when they get their probe. --Jon Alexis |
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Julio Rodriguez (or Blair's roommate) - 12/09/97 23:49:17 My URL:OlyWA & LexVegasVA My Email:truaxr@wlu.edu what flavor your gum is: Natural Light how scary ET was when it came out: less scary than seeing Blair without any pants how many fish you have owned/killed: none what consistency you like your eggs to be: unrunny where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: I don't know.... what three words describe a windowless white room: OUR DORM ROOM | Comments: okay, so actually the room has windows, and it's kind of an off white color, but anyway..... Blair the bass guy is pretty cool, even though I slammed him above. I especially like it when he slinks across the room and into my bed late at night (hey, his gets cold, okay!!) I never thought I'd have to live with a Texan - worried about country musi - but I have to say, this band kicks ass! |
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cat - 12/09/97 01:01:51 My Email:chl7w@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: grape how scary ET was when it came out: not very how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to count what consistency you like your eggs to be: sunny side up where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: italy what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless white room | Comments: cliff told me to comment on how cool he is and how big his @%#$* is. i was once a parkie...i could have been just like many of you, but, instead, they shipped me to houston where the buffalo roam free. i have never recovered. |
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Marlon Brando ( Brandon Dust) - 12/07/97 01:41:30 My URL:None Yet My Email:dust@bucknell.edu what flavor your gum is: cinnamon how scary ET was when it came out: really man!!! how many fish you have owned/killed: 25 owned, 6 killed what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: naked with 3 women what three words describe a windowless white room: dark, black, lonely | Comments: My friend Jon Rietz showed me this place, He says you guys rock. |
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Stark - 12/03/97 21:39:22 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/8767 My Email:ssands@usc.edu what flavor your gum is: slervalicious how scary ET was when it came out: Sorry, guys, but ET was for CHILDREN. how many fish you have owned/killed: I hate to repeat myself, but fish are for CHILDREN! what consistency you like your eggs to be: CHILDREN!!! where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: What kind of question is that?! It's a question for MINDLESS IDIOT CHIIIILLLDREN!!!! what three words describe a windowless white room: ch. ild. ren. | Comments: Wow, I really let go of myself for a minute there. Sorry, people. (No offense, children) Things are going well out here in LA, in fact, I have formed a new band. We are called schlirv. We've been playing clubs in Pasadena, Santa Monica, Downtown LA, nd a little run-down joint in Compton called the Squealing Cat. We only played the Compton place once, because it wasn't exactly what you would call... friendly. I hope no one minds, but we've mostly been playing stuff from the old slerv CD. We have got en a lot of attention, and last week we got an offer from Capitol Records. They are nice. You should meet them sometime. Anyway, we (schlirv) signed a four CD contract and we start recording the first one in early February. I will keep everyone notifi d, and if things work out, you will see us on Mtv in a year and a half. Like I said, things are going well out here in LA. I hope evryone knows that everything above this sentence is complete and total hogwash and fibbery. I have no new band, and no new record contract. In fact, I am miserable because I haven't been able to jam with slerv all semester, and it's beginni g to have an effect on my grades. I HAVE, however, been to the Squealing Cat, and let me tell you, it's not a place for the likes of slerv. Best wishes to all, Stark |
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Shirley - 12/01/97 21:00:22 My URL:longview My Email:ssisk@clandlv.com what flavor your gum is: extra spearmint how many fish you have owned/killed: none what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: lake house what three words describe a windowless white room: boring sanitary useless | Comments: Hey guys! Can't believe I actually came across your web page, hope everything is going great for all of you! Ms. Sisk |
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Haywood Jablomie - 11/23/97 19:59:50 My URL:www.sewanee.edu/daniejm0 My Email:Hagfish911@aol.com what flavor your gum is: don't chew that sh*t how scary ET was when it came out: whoever wrote this survey is a real WIMP how many fish you have owned/killed: i plead the 5th what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard, like wood where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: love shack baby what three words describe a windowless white room: bad ring worm | Comments: The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world there is no such thing as Kaiser Sosee. ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. |
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Scot - 11/17/97 01:55:47 what flavor your gum is: strawberry what three words describe a windowless white room: solitude | Comments: Want to know about HP Scots football? Go here. http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Scots.football.rindex.html Go Scots! Take state! |
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busty - 11/09/97 00:40:24 My Email:esb2a@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: winterfresh how scary ET was when it came out: very, very how many fish you have owned/killed: only my pet shark what consistency you like your eggs to be: i like them raw where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: i want to be an assasin what three words describe a windowless white room: dark, white, and windowless | Comments: i am in love with Clifton Squibb. |
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Truth - 10/25/97 18:28:33 where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere there is love and peace :) | Comments: R u going to come to the HP football playoffs? We have only two district games left and we just kicked Southlake's butt yesterday. Please come to the playoffs. I miss you guys so much especially - P.F. :) BYE! |
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Phil - 10/24/97 20:30:05 My URL:the side My Email:phild@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: slervalicious how scary ET was when it came out: scarily shitty how many fish you have owned/killed: owned none, killed many what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A Slerv Album Cover what three words describe a windowless white room: Black Black Black | Comments: I liked the Static CD. Stop changing your band name so damn frequently. |
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Phil - 10/24/97 20:29:24 My URL:the side My Email:phild@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: slervalicious how scary ET was when it came out: scarily shitty how many fish you have owned/killed: owned none, killed many what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A Slerv Album Cover what three words describe a windowless white room: Black Black Black | Comments: |
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Animal - 10/24/97 00:13:34 My Email:cep4e@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: double bubble how scary ET was when it came out: more sad than scary how many fish you have owned/killed: none-unless you count my goldfish (1) what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried or poached where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: living at one of my houses (my beach house) with my two best friends and a man who gives me orgasms twice a day what three words describe a windowless white room: empty,serene,bright | Comments: POOP ON YOUR FACE, SEE HOW IT TASTES, POOP ON YOUR HAIR, POOP EVERYWHERE. I love the band, keep on playing. I saw you at Nissan Pavilion and you were phat dude. Am I accepted? |
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Haywood Jablomie - 10/22/97 21:01:43 My URL:http://www.sewanee.edu My Email:Hagfish911@aol.com what flavor your gum is: pineapple-coconut-zuccini-artichoke how scary ET was when it came out: not as scary as Bambi how many fish you have owned/killed: i have never killed a fishy, but i will kill anybody who has what consistency you like your eggs to be: boiled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: cyberspace what three words describe a windowless white room: silky, sexy, coarse | Comments: Mao, Stalin, Josiah. They all have something in common. They, with the exception of Josiah to this point, have led unsuccessful communist revolutions. I will be Different. You'll see. |
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melissa - 10/22/97 02:53:27 My Email:blzrd301@aol | Comments: BLAIR, whats up? how is washington & Lee? i heard that you like it a lot. the HP theatre dp. is not the same without you! We miss you. |
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Tiffany Welsh - 10/22/97 02:25:34 My Email:TifferW80 what flavor your gum is: Strawberry how scary ET was when it came out: eh, so-so how many fish you have owned/killed: About 50 different ones during my childhood, and managed to kill them all from lack of proper care what consistency you like your eggs to be: Sunny side up where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Asleep in a warm bed what three words describe a windowless white room: non-black, unwindowed, and roomish | Comments: Hey Blair! How's W&L? The band is awesome, but you guys should do personal profiles. |
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Melissa - 10/22/97 02:08:21 My Email:Blzrd301@aol what flavor your gum is: i can't tell anymore how scary ET was when it came out: not at all how many fish you have owned/killed: .....none. | Comments: |
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Love - 10/22/97 00:05:13 My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hp.Scots.index.html My Email:HbPh99@aol.com what flavor your gum is: strawberry how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in New York watching all the broad way musicals ALL DAY!!! what three words describe a windowless white room: loneliness, crazy, snowy | Comments: Dear Web Page Maker, I love your band webpage, but you should update it often. I visit here many times, and all I see is the same thing! Thank you. And please visit my homepage and sign my guestbook. My guestbook is very lonely. :) |
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Laura - 10/21/97 23:41:15 My Email:schramml@wlu.edu what flavor your gum is: variety pack how scary ET was when it came out: my memory only goes back to about three weeks ago how many fish you have owned/killed: I've never personally owned any fish. But, my friend in the room next to me just got a fish that I have halfway adopted. It's name is Bong what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: someplace south of the mason-dixon line what three words describe a windowless white room: clean yet dirty | Comments: Howdy everybody! I am at W&L with Blair. We have acting class together. He gave me a copy of the CD. I really like it!! Hopefully I'll get to hear y'all play sometime. Bye. |
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Jon Alexis - 10/21/97 14:05:25 My URL:Dante's inner-most ring of hell(West Pt.) My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu what flavor your gum is: that one in Pee wee herman that made the kid cry how scary ET was when it came out: not as scary as present day Drew Barrymore how many fish you have owned/killed: 40-cubby killed them all what consistency you like your eggs to be: Frozen egg pops where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: substitute at HP what three words describe a windowless white room: white, windowless, roomy | Comments: I found "Greatest Hits" on RealAudio at RealAudio.com. This is helpful to all of you go to colleges where they don't let freshmen talk, let alone have stereos. |
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Adrienne (sometimes Draino, but you'll have to talk to Sarah B. about that...) - 10/21/97 03:28:15 My URL:Nowhere. I'm homeless and web illiterate. You can help me! SEND MONEY! My Email:AdrienneEE@tamu.edu what flavor your gum is: wintergreen (does Chuck Novelle know he misspelled Tutti Frutti? how scary ET was when it came out: I don't remember too well, but "The Never-Ending Story" gave me nightmares for months... how many fish you have owned/killed: 4/2, actually, my room mate killed the two ("The heater fritzed out!" she yells from her half of the room...) what consistency you like your eggs to be: Omlette consistency, although at our dining hall, omlettes come from carton o' egg product (gotta love Sbisa...) where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A less conservative Texas A&M. These people are wierd. Nice, but weird. what three words describe a windowless white room: Roomy, highly reflective, yet dark. | Comments: Hey Peter! this page looks better every time I stop in. Im kinda impressed. Popped slerv into the cd player the other day, and my room mate said you sound better than most high school (well, college now, i suppose...) bands shes heard. Take that how y u will. OH, and i was reading The Merchant of Venice for my Shakespeare class the other day and having Euro-flashbacks. "What news on the Rialto?" pray for me down here in the land of cows and beer... |
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jennifer Trueblood - 10/21/97 02:41:32 My Email:Minow96 @AOl.com what flavor your gum is: winterfresh how scary ET was when it came out: AHHHH what consistency you like your eggs to be: runney where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: dead what three words describe a windowless white room: scary, white, & white | Comments: Static or Slerv- whatever- Rocks |
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Blair - 10/20/97 22:24:23 My Email:mitchellb@wlu.edu what flavor your gum is: bubliciousssssssssss how scary ET was when it came out: didn't phase me what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy with picante where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: on tour with the surviving members of slerv what three words describe a windowless white room: asylum rubber room | Comments: i've talked to two other band mates, and we all want the same thing for thanksgiving. turkey, dressing, white zinfindel, and slerv... |
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The girl w/ the afro - 10/19/97 00:52:36 My URL:www.moviesounds.com it rules My Email:LIVHG@rhodes.edu what flavor your gum is: poop how scary ET was when it came out: i like cried really hard and started screaming and my parents took me out in the parking lot and beat me. how many fish you have owned/killed: none what consistency you like your eggs to be: not runy but at the same time not hard where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: w/ stark what three words describe a windowless white room: um wait what | Comments: You guys are the biggest buch of dorks, but i guess you are pretty cool. um huh yeah okay bye hav fun at school. |
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Missy Weathersby - 10/18/97 02:16:21 My Email:weathersbyn@wlu.edu what flavor your gum is: wintergreen how many fish you have owned/killed: zero what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: listening to slerv at mud island | Comments: Peter- You need to update your homepage because it is making your band look pretty lame. I am in Clif's room and Blair is in here too and they agree that you need to do some work. I am just kidding it is a good start, and i am considering buying a CD! I go to school with Blair at DUBYANELL and we are having a blast. Anyway, i will stop writing so you can get busy working on the homepage. Goodluck, and I will check back soon! Love, a new fan |
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Seb - 10/16/97 04:07:57 My URL:Proud To Be A Scot My Email:sgb@aol.com how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one | Comments: Static i mean Slerv rules! I wonder about one thing. Is that true the song Daisy is for the girl HPHS? The girl with a short blond hair. The girl who has dimples? Anyway, when r u gys coming back to HPHS and sing for us? I miss you guys. BYE |
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Andrew Vestal - 10/14/97 21:55:12 My URL:http://www.square.net/ My Email:andrewv@stanford.edu what flavor your gum is: unflavored how scary ET was when it came out: not very, but when I lived in Philadelphia I knew the nurse who said "the creature is dead" now THAT'S scary! how many fish you have owned/killed: 3/3 One of them died on the way from the tank to the checkout counter. :( But Ziegfried lived for two and a half years ... what consistency you like your eggs to be: gaseous where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: i want to be everywhere, i want to know everything, i want to do something that matters what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless, white, roomish | Comments: Slerv is kewl. All the members ruke like 47 big dawgs jumping in lime jell-O with their alsum tungs getting stuk in oskilating fans!!! Or something. They have a big cult following here at Stanford. My girlfriend, Chelsea Clinton, thinks they're awesom . |
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holly - 10/13/97 05:14:18 My Email:hrmorris@samford.edu what flavor your gum is: cinnamon how scary ET was when it came out: not very how many fish you have owned/killed: lots what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: not here what three words describe a windowless white room: my dorm room | Comments: |
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Ashley & Emilie - 10/10/97 23:03:05 My Email:Amcgill@scf.usc.edu what flavor your gum is: Extra Winterfresh how scary ET was when it came out: Pretty scary how many fish you have owned/killed: 5/5 what consistency you like your eggs to be: Not mushy where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Ashley: In Hawaii sunbathing. Emilie: Alive & successful what three words describe a windowless white room: isolated, quiet, scary | Comments: We love Stark! He is our favorite boy. we like his new haircut. We think he is a hottie. We havent quite heard the CD yet, but regardless, WE LOVE STARK! Go Trojans, Fight on! KKG |
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Devin Lonergan - 10/04/97 03:17:30 My URL:www.pornlovers.com My Email:dolonrgn@leland.stanford.edu what flavor your gum is: beaver how scary ET was when it came out: I'm still messed up. how many fish you have owned/killed: 13/13 but no jury in the world could convict me what consistency you like your eggs to be: really hot and over easy, just like my women, too bad I haven't had any lately where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: liqoured up what three words describe a windowless white room: college dorm room | Comments: my close personal friend chelsea clinton loves this web page. the secret service hate it though. |
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BLAKE - 10/02/97 20:20:44 My Email:harkewb0@sewanee.edu what flavor your gum is: Yo' Mama how scary ET was when it came out: Not nearly as scary as the knowlege of what became of the vast majority of its actors! how many fish you have owned/killed: Dozens what consistency you like your eggs to be: Over easy where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: The White House what three words describe a windowless white room: Cabbage, windowdressing, copyright | Comments: I just would like to say three things: 1.) I'm better than you; just ask Peter 2.) We can take over Canada using giant toasters and large toaster pastries, and 3.) I'm a D.J. with Josiah on WUTS FM, 91.3 Sewanee, Tenn., and it's all HIS fault! |
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Woody - 10/02/97 20:13:58 My Email:FATASS what flavor your gum is: KILBASA how scary ET was when it came out: I SOILED MYSELF how many fish you have owned/killed: I SAW ONE ONCE what consistency you like your eggs to be: KINDA LIKE MY WOMEN where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: WITH RIETZ what three words describe a windowless white room: NOT REALLY LIGHT | Comments: WELL AN OPEN FORUM FOR ONCE...WHAT CAN I SAY? Ich wunsche mir ein neues Teppich haben! (look it up fatass!) |
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Charles Norvell, Prince of Wales - 10/02/97 04:58:13 My Email:charles.j.norvell@vanderbilt.edu what flavor your gum is: tutty-frutty how scary ET was when it came out: now every time I see a long thing with a red tip i cry how many fish you have owned/killed: killed none, but I eloped with one what consistency you like your eggs to be: like a runny nose where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in the arms of Princess Di what three words describe a windowless white room: not very black | Comments: Have a brew, don't cost nothin'. |
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Josiah Daniel - 09/25/97 04:26:27 My Email:josiah.m.daniel@sewanee.edu how scary ET was when it came out: pee in my pants scary! how many fish you have owned/killed: 1 goldfish, named PETER what consistency you like your eggs to be: HARD....hard hard hard where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a woman's arms what three words describe a windowless white room: I.don't.know. | Comments: zounds! i had some cantelope today. it was superb. anyway, i'm a DJ at WUTS 91.3 in sewanee, tn......i play slerv on the radio without making any references to their sexual prowess (somebody needs to dispose of buddy wiley). ok, well, hagfish is the g eatest. |
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Jon Rietz - 09/22/97 23:37:35 My Email:rietz@bucknell.edu what flavor your gum is: dingleberry how scary ET was when it came out: I wet my pants 47 times and soiled myself twice how many fish you have owned/killed: 37 including 7 of my brothers what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried with a side of beef where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: At a 50 year Slerv reunion concert what three words describe a windowless white room: Chewy Broasted Chicken | Comments: |
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- 09/21/97 20:17:39 My Email:Hippechk@aol.com what flavor your gum is: Doublemint how scary ET was when it came out: don't remember how many fish you have owned/killed: 2 alligator gar--still alive what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard-boiled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Hopefully, on my way to where I wanted to be.. what three words describe a windowless white room: Secretive Stark Sanctuary | Comments: Hi, Slerv. Hope you are all having a great time in/at your respective colleges. We miss you all here at HP and Dallas but you've "gone to a better place."--- that's for sure. HP Scots football is dominating, so far. Of course, the awesome DEFENSE of two particular Slerv brothers is where it's at!! We beat Hillcrest 49-13 last Friday night, 9/19. It would have been a shutout, but the coaches finally got smart and let some bac up players play. Poor Hillcrest. See ya and have fun..... drop me an e-mail sometime. |
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Dooze - 09/20/97 17:44:40 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/9910 My Email:famigos@airmail.net what flavor your gum is: pajama how scary ET was when it came out: almost as scary as John Tesh in concert how many fish you have owned/killed: nada you sick webmaster what consistency you like your eggs to be: raw where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a windowless white room what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless, white, and roomy | Comments: I've always loved those crap-shoots in the back of pajamas. Why don't they make them for older people, I mean afterall, don't older people have to can their can material at times? Oh yea, and webmaster (if that is your real name) will the bandmembers' h ads be wearing masks for halloween? |
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Allison Horton - 09/20/97 17:36:29 My Email:Wheateeman@aol.com what flavor your gum is: Cinnamon how scary ET was when it came out: Don't remember what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: married to William West what three words describe a windowless white room: boring, white, windowless | Comments: "Smile, tomorrow will be worse." "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything!" |
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Jacob Sands - 09/13/97 07:16:46 My Email:6567iui what flavor your gum is: cinnamon how many fish you have owned/killed: 5/4 where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: 5555 what three words describe a windowless white room: white | Comments: ? |
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Proud To Be A Scot - 09/12/97 21:58:08 My URL:Park Cities My Email:sgb33 how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere | Comments: I listend to the CD all the time and I love it so much. I hope that you guys visit HPHS and sing for the Battle of the Bands. |
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Stark Sands - 09/12/97 04:27:24 My URL:You're on it. My Email:Beeeaaatch@aol.com what flavor your gum is: Yankee-doodle how scary ET was when it came out: Not as scary as Ernest Saves Halloween how many fish you have owned/killed: Never owned any but killed 27 what consistency you like your eggs to be: Caustic where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: On a plate what three words describe a windowless white room: Magically Dee Licious | Comments: I have never been physically overpowered by a website. ....until now. |
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Peter - 09/11/97 04:54:45 My URL:the slerv homepage My Email:ppj@acpub.duke.edu what flavor your gum is: ear how scary ET was when it came out: real skary how many fish you have owned/killed: don't know, but killed all I ever owned what consistency you like your eggs to be: brain where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: washing my clothes what three words describe a windowless white room: calm, comfortable, peaceful––like John YaYa | Comments: If God chose to save the evil instead of the good, which would you be? I think that is the question that I would ask Bilbo Baggins if I saw him on the street doin something cool like giving away paper flowers or drinking milk. Mmm. Milk. Do you like m lk? Oh... Then I have to go. |
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Stuyvesant - 09/10/97 03:55:02 My e-mail:cas5d@virginia.edu what flavor your gum is: funky what color your brain is: brain-color how scary ET was when it came out: i soiled me britches how many fish you have owned/killed: one is too many what consistency you like your eggs to be: caesar where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: at the nudie bar what three words describe a windowless white room: Clif Squibb | Comments: I find you,_______, very attractive. |
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Jon Alexis - 09/10/97 00:55:37 My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu what flavor your gum is: bubbalicios what color your brain is: grey how scary ET was when it came out: scarier than Dave Thomas in a bikini how many fish you have owned/killed: owned 20, brother killed 'em all what consistency you like your eggs to be: benedict where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: genesis women's shelter three words that describe a white windowless room: white, windowless, roomy--kind of like slerv. | Comments: It's ironic, don't you think. Like rain on your wedding day. It the archetypal irony that gets my britches all steamy. Have fun in college you crazy kids. |
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Travis A. Kosydar - 09/09/97 04:08:10 what flavor your gum is: juicy fruit how scary ET was when it came out: made me cry how many fish you have owned/killed: none what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: next 2 u on MTV | Comments: Hey guys, call me toll free from college at 1-888-400-bang and no that's not a sex line :) |