HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs. (more with change in pockets)
LIKES: the emotionless functions of insects. Cherry FizWiz. Cherry brain-freezies. Pop Rocks. Soda
DISLIKES: humanity. sleep. people who've "GOTTA HAVE A SMOKE!". getting shot in the head.
BACKGROUNG INFO: Johnny is possabaly more hideously mentally malformed than the people he seems to think have ruined his life. He's not a loser, he's simply lost.

SQUEE A.K.A: TODD

HEIGHT: squee size
WEIGHT: less than a cheeseburger
LIKES: his bear Shmee. when daddy's not yelling and mommy remembers his name.
DISLIKES: when Shmee tells him to burn down the house. the sick sounds coming from next door. Kids at school. the insane neighbors bedtime stories.
BACKGROUND INFO: more commonly referred to as "Squee", little Todd acquired that nick due to the sound he makes when he's afraid. his only confidant is Shmee, whose advice is heard only by Squee.

THE DOUGH BOYS

MR. FUCK A.K.A: Mr.Eff
HEIGHT: 2'3"
WEIGHT: 9 oz.
LIKES: absolute and total insane violence. sound of hearts beating. the paint job NNY did on him.
DISLIKES: Psychodoughboy. depression. nugat. When the popcorn gets burned.
BACKGROUND INFO: Mr. Eff became host to one of Johnny's voices. Eff's emphasis being on the enjoyment of NNY's growing insanity. would like to exist on his own.

PSYCHODOUGHBOY A.K.A: D-Boy

HEIGHT: 2'3"
WEIGHT: 9 oz.
LIKES: knowing that everything eventually ends. When little kids drop their ice-cream and jump off buildings in a fit of despair.
DISLIKES: Mr.Eff. wasting pain on anyone but yourself. showtunes. when NNY looks hopefull.
BACKGROUND INFO: the voice of rabid despair and doom. doughboy works to push Johnny to do away with himself altogether. Not interested in Eff's desire to be "real" D-Boy simply wishes to stop being.

HAPPY NOODLE BOY

HEIGHT: unknown
WEIGHT: can't be much, he's a damn stick figure
LIKES: going to city park and standing on his soap box yelling at everyone
DISLIKES: being shot in the head by dumb rednecks
INFO: he's a comic drawn by Johnny C. it's popular with the homeless insane

SATAN'S SON

NAIL BUNNY A.K.A: spooky floating bunny head

HEIGHT: 6" (with body)
WEIGHT: 6 oz. (including nail)
LIKES: floating around when Johnny wasn't a gibberinglunatic
DISLIKES: being the lone voice of reason in NNY's head. the Doughboys. hammers. when bugs nest inside of him.
BACKGROUND INFO: Nailbunny was a happy little bunny nuzzleing with his mother in a pet store. Till one day a funny looking giant snatched him away. Life was wonderful until the giant pinned him to a wall and slammed a nail through his guts.

SHMEE

WOBBLY HEADED BOB

HEIGHT: unknown
WEIGHT: more than you would think with that fat head.
LIKES: sunsets. smiling.
DISLIKES: being the vessel for such agonizing knowledge.
INFO: cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Envious of those with a stunning ignorance of the truth. "oh… to be truly happy. to be an imbecile".