Once Again Wretching Up On Someone You've Never Met Before?


Starting Fights With Very Large Characters Over The Last Brew?


Seducing Anything That Moves?


Is this you whenever you drink? Do you sometimes get really emotional the day after because of your actions? Do you constantly have to check behind your back the week after because of your actions?

Well, fret no more, because you are obviously not alone. Now, through the joint effort of a certain cock and a litre of Schmirnoff, you now have vindication for these actions. Dare I say, you know even have a reason to do these intoxi-givens. Yes, this insane offer has been brought to you by the one and only team of swaggering idiots,

the Piss Drunken themselves.

The Piss Drunken Cocks.


I do hope that this organisation can take anyone who fears death or, the sometimes even worse, slap across the face for their actions at parties and clubs under it's wings.
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© 1997, the Gods of Punk, you zombie.


...Swagger back into the saloon...
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