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This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he
had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged
crawler), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the
box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to
go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
There was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a
bit, but he waited a ! few minutes, and then asked him again;
"How's about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
Again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet, so
he waited a few minutes more.
Thinking about the situation, he decided to ask him one
more time, this time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box :

"I heard you the first time ! ... I'm putting my f***ing
shoes on."