intro
welcome to the wonderful land of the intro page. enjoyyeah... i see that look. "what the hell is an intro you ask?" well lets pull out my good buddy the dictionary (actually he is more of an aquaintance than a friend)
| in·tro (intro) n. Informal pl. in·tros 1. The act or process of introducing or the state of being introduced. 2. A means, such as a personal letter, of presenting one person to another. Something recently introduced; an innovation: “He loathed a fork; it is a modern introduction which has still scarcely reached common people” (D.H. Lawrence). 3. Something spoken, written, or otherwise presented in beginning or introducing something, especially: A preface, as to a book. 4.Music. A short preliminary passage in a larger movement or work. A basic introductory text or course of study. |
hey, welcome to my website! If you're looking at this intro thing, then im pretty sure you've never been here before, or you just haven't read this before. Okay, Well this site is about whatever the hell i want it to be about, cuz its my goddamn site and if u dont like it u can go shove a carrot up ur ass or something (note this page may have bad naughty language on it and pleez dont tell your mom). the purpose of this website is... okay well it doesnt really have a purpose. its just a way for me to express myself in whatever way i see fit. im an artsy person (to a degree anyways) so i pride myself in making this website very, very pretty (part of the beauty of this site is lost if you don't download these fonts). all the script was written by me. all the material was written by me. all the drawings were drawn by me. its my website. my stuff. and if theres any ideas i get from somewhere else or i swipe some pictures or something from another page, im sure to mention that i did. im not a thief. and if you take something from here, i dont mind. just give credit where credit is due.
if you don't agree with some of the things i say, i don't really care. they are my opinions. and if you've got something to say to me, then fuck, go ahead and do it! heres a list of several different ways to contact me. i like feedback. most of the things i write are with the intention of being humourous. every now and then i'll write something serious. this site is me being completely honest. im not holding back anything on it, and everything i say i mean. unless its like sarcasm or something like that, but yeah, you know what i mean. and yes i rarely use capitals. big deal. if you don't know where the capitals go anyways, chances are you won't understand anything intelligent i write. im lazy. i dont bother with proper grammar most of the time. i write things the way i'd say them. its just what i do.
Umm yeah, and just one last thing, for best viewing of this page, use IE 5.5 and... ummm... 1024x768 screen resolution, and download the fonts and install them into the fonts folder. that should do it.
Enjoy the site!
