This, by far, was the survey that got the most creativity squeazed out of all of you, i decided to post each one up so you can see yer not alone in yer perverted little world....i hope you enjoy reading them just as much as i did......
(name) Nicole (e-mail) ALIEN4269@aol.com (ben during porno..ooooh) mmmmmmm i wonder if daniel would be better at that or chris??mmm that looks like daniel ok i want daniel now i want to experiment with him.. (cithys little accident) ummm sorry (daniels car) probably a big boxy looking thing with a picture of ben right on the rear view mirror and a lock of his hair next to the picture (instrument switch) i think daniel could stay what he is but switch ben and chris (cithys breakfast) a very good breakfast umm cerial,oranges,milk and a cup of milk (bad daniel!) probably stayed out past his bedtime (yeah, rock on) it really kicks ass it makes you thing about how they are really
(name) sloan (e-mail) nebbyxargle@hotmail.com (ben during porno..ooooh) huh.....huh......huh.... wow.....huh......huh.... 'nuf said. (cithys little accident) i'd laugh. (daniels car) strewn all about are many kits of make-up, nail polish, sweep hair, more sweep hair, benbear hair (and whatever stains ben leaves over after those movies) cithy's leftover take-out boxes, more sweep hair, damn dog sheds too much,ya know the obvious, but what some of you may not know, is that good 'ol johnsy keep a blow up page hamilton doll in the glove compartment. (silverchair dream) i dreamt that they jumped out of a big box on my birthday and a gave me daniel's green prs. (yeah, right) (instrument switch) cithy singing and on guitar!!!!!!! benbear on bass, and 'lil johnsy on the drumkit. woo hoo!!!!!!!!! (cithys breakfast) not too much anymore ben was worried, and now he monitors little cithy's eating habits, but what does he, er um she, oh well it eat when bean's watching those movies, again? (bad daniel!) it was probably with chris.......... just think..... (yeah, rock on) hehehehehehe kewl.......
(name) Chad Mundle (e-mail) rams1947@quebectel.com (ben during porno..ooooh) I wonder If I could be a porno star? (cithys little accident) Cithy Who? (daniels car) Big beer stain on the floor and full of CD's (silverchair dream) I drempt that silverchair was locked in a box and i had to get them out (instrument switch) I want nothing to change (cithys breakfast) Who The Hell Cithy?? (bad daniel!) He dosen't use his Green PRS as much (yeah, rock on) you make people type to much
(name) Madison (e-mail) g.birrell@bmts.com (ben during porno..ooooh) well,first a shot of Danielnaked doing his dog! and then apicture of his sister masturbating to a picture of courtney love,and then him fucking oprah. (cithys little accident) sorry man ,i accidently thought you were one of those guys from NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK and so i figured you deserved a lethal beating. (daniels car) It probaly has a big stain in the back seat from his dog taking a piss.he probaly has a nude picture of ben hanging from the mirror,and a hail mary statue on the dash. (silverchair dream) yes, they were sitting in this bar dressed like woman,drinking and then this chick was dressed up like a 70's retro guy hitting on them,but they beat her up and then killed her. it was fucked! (instrument switch) Daniel- playing bass Ben - gutair Chris- drums (cithys breakfast) he eats a big plate of moldy macoroni and cheese and some pate'and he would drink some jack daniels mixed with o-j and then he would eat a tin of cocktail weiners and then some uncooked turkey gizard. (bad daniel!) Masturbate to a picture of his dog doing it with the neighbors dog. (yeah, rock on) This survey let me get out my deepest thoughts on the guys which must mean your survey totally rocks out!
(name) Jon (e-mail) gcram@julian.uwo.ca (ben during porno..ooooh) "ohhh baby....ohhh mama sita!!! Geez why can't Daniel be like this in bed? Man o' man...at least Chris is cuddly but Daniel should be more like this...:)" (cithys little accident) "Ooops!! Geez how many people were you actually buying for?" Cithy:" Just me, myself, and I!!" Me:"Oh..sorry" then I walk away (daniels car) all leather seats covered in vasoline a picture of ben on the dash a small bed for him and his dog a condom dispenser for him AND his dog slim fast drink machine stains left from his slim fast choco' shake...I could go on and on but I don't wanna. (silverchair dream) YES: silverchair was playing at my school. The stage was set up in our gym. Everyone was gone from the gym so my friend and I decided to walk on stage and start playing around with Daniel and Chris' guitars. Suddenly, in came silverchair came through the doors. Daniel wasn't to pleased about my friend playing his guitar so he ripped it away from him and bashed it over his head. But Chris didn't mind me playing his bass so he let me play with Ben and Daniel. We started and everything went completely black and then....we were playing at Woodstock!!! I looked down in the mosh pit and saw Chris jumping up and down pointing at me and nodding his head at me as if to say "You rule@@" and I started laughing. Then it went black again and we were in my gym again. We decided to play Tomorrow and it went balck again and we ended up playin' Woodstock again!!! Only this time when Chris was jumping up and down someone dove straight into his head and knocked him silly. Ben, Daniel, and I fell
(name) val the fl0werchik (e-mail) djwalker@pacifier.com (ben during porno..ooooh) "did i leave the fridge door open?" or "damnit my beers gettin warm!" (cithys little accident) i like yer gotie man! (daniels car) a little llama head on the rear veiw an stain from some unknown substance on the back seat that stinks like shit the pic of me that i threw up on to the stage when i saw them he put it ther cuz he thought i was SOOOOOO beautifull (i hope) (silverchair dream) I dreamed that I was at their concert and I was in the front row. Chris caught my eye and mouthed to me if I wanted to come back stage. Of course I said yes... so after the show I was invited back stage by Chris himself and I met Ben and Dan too, But Chris was mostly interested in me, wow!! By the end of the dream I was completely makin out with Chris.. But of course, he didn't have a girlfriend at the time.... At least not in my dream. But it was better when Ben got jealous and stole me... no problem for me!! I liked it better with ben, but that was only a dream...... sigh. (instrument switch) Chris would be playing the drums just because he's soo cute, like Ben. Ben would be playing the bass because I think it's sorta manly, woooo! And Dan would still be stuck with the guitar because he wouldn't give it up. And he sux at everything else... (cithys breakfast) CHRIS would eat french toast, a whole loaf. with lots of butter and syrup he would have bacon and eggs, extra greasy... and not to mention the sausage Gotta have lots of meat for a growing boy. a half gallon of milk to wash it all down and 3 cups of coffee, actually cream and sugar with a little coffee. and his best dish, three minute noodles.... (bad daniel!) Think about makin out with Ben... Then he went and said sorry to Sweeps.... ewwwwww, he loves that dog too much. (yeah, rock on) uhhhh, it kicked butt.... actually, IT KICKED FUCKIN ASSSSS!!!! i think.....
(name) Kate (e-mail) kheisey@juno.com (ben during porno..ooooh) "I wonder if I should get a sex change...no wait I'll leave that for Daniel to try..."(watching the porno)"Hey, that be a good move to try on Daniel.." (cithys little accident) Ooopie!!! Sorry Chris. Now you can eat your lunch AND your shirt. That could be some GOOD EATING, BUDDY!!! (daniels car) He's probably got dog hair all over the passenger's seat from Sweep, a dog seat belt so Sweep doesn't go flying thru the front windshield when he stops, an emergency makeup bag in the back seat (in case he needs to touch up his eyeliner), he has a training bra hanging on his rear view mirror from a teenie that happened to throw it up on stage at one of his best ever concerts, and a picture taped on his dashboard of the stripper from his 18th birthday, with her boobs in his face. (silverchair dream) I dreamt that I was just getting off the exit ramp of a highway about 5 minutes from my house, and Daniel, Ben, and Chris were driving thru the intersection. They were coming from a nearby McDonald's and (surprisingly) only Daniel was stuffing his face with French Fries. I went the way that they had gone because they were going the route that I usually take to get back to my house. Then I saw in my dream that all 3 of them were sneaking into the back door of my house, running thru my living room. They charged down our basement steps. Daniel was sitting in our swivel computer chair, Chris was sitting on his right and Ben was on his left...all facing the computer, staring at a blank screen. I got home and for some reason, went straight downstairs cuz I knew they were there. As I was coming down the stairs, Daniel was wispering to Ben and Chris to be quiet and pretend like they were doing nothing wrong. Even though they knew I was standing behind them, they didn't turn around so I went up to the back of Daniel and flicked his head. Him, Chris, and Ben turned around and I started yelling at them, asking them what they thought they were doing. They just started talking to me like they knew me from somewhere. Then, for some reason, Daniel asked me to marry him and did this whole cute proposal thing and I of course said yes. Then my dream ended up when I was standing in a hotel elevator, with Korn music videos all over it. It was confusing and I wasn't able to find out what happened next cuz I woke up then... bummer!! (instrument switch) Ben--guitar, vocals Daniel--bass Chris--drums (cithys breakfast) Drink--Root beer Main Course--1 whole pizza side dish--Nachos fruit--starburst (bad daniel!) Since he's a vegetarian (I am too) I'd have to say that while he was driving, he was looking for a Korn CD to listen to. When he looked up from all his digging around, he ran smack over a poor, helpless squirrel.. Boo hoo.. (yeah, rock on) It kicked some major buttcheese!!! One more message before I go, I really DO like silverchair...I have no clue where these cruel thoughts came from...
(name) bennylovur (ben during porno..ooooh) hey i saw those last night! (cithys little accident) you were gonna eat all that food? oh, figures your the chunky one. (daniels car) fuzzy interior, dog stains(from sweep or maybe it was him, who knows) a picture of sweep dangeling from mirror,(not very creative) (silverchair dream) i had this dream 1 time(no joke!) where i went to this party and spotted benbear and he said something like "lets go talk" and i was stunned who was talking to me and we ended up in the bedroom making out and suddenly daniel came running in and said,"WAIT, ITS MY TURN WITH BEN!" i woke up and was scared stiff... (instrument switch) BENNY-GUITAR, VOCALS DANNY BOY-DRUMS CITHY-um, he would just sit there ya know (cithys breakfast) fried sausages, patties, links, any thing on the BBQ containing MEAT! beverage...um that gross gravy stuff side dish, a slab of meat perhaps?? (bad daniel!) have sex w/sweep (yeah, rock on) this SURVEY KICKS ASS AND SO DO YOU!
(name) Mel C (e-mail) wwoloschuk@msn (ben during porno..ooooh) nothing goes through his head, he think with his ..... (cithys little accident) Eat it off the floor, fat boy. (daniels car) inflatable doll in the backseat, pictures of naked men, hair dye, nailpolish & eyeliner, "Rocky Horror Picture Show" costume!!! (silverchair dream) I had an unspeakable dream about Daniel & Chris. (instrument switch) Ben would take Daniels place, Chris would have to play drums 'cuz daniels too weak and daniel would be left with the bass. (cithys breakfast) He goes to McDonalds, orders 6 dozen egg McMuffins, then drinks 3 litres of orange juice. (bad daniel!) cut his hair, dyed it red and got dreadlocks. (yeah, rock on) it kicked
(name) Lucy (e-mail) SLVRLUCY@aol.com (ben during porno..ooooh) I could do that. WHOA!! i WANT to do that!! Why can't i ever find a date SO i CAN do that?? Okay i'm getting to "hot" for my own good, time for my cold shower. (cithys little accident) i'd say "Good going FORREST, whatch out next time" then when he starts crying i'll say "oh i'm sorry i didn't mean it....here let me help" (daniels car) From the rearview he has the Decapitated Jessie doll thats hanging with a noose around the neck, slobber marks on the windows from Sweeps and Chris who love you hang their heads out the windows, six pack of V8 in the glove box and a suitcase of makeup in the trunk. (silverchair dream) Me and Daniel are walking through the monkey room at a zoo when chris flys over us yelling "i am SUPERMAN" (he is dressed in the entire superman getup...including the blue tights) then ben yells like tarzan and swings on a rope and ends up dangeling off the edge of a cliff....i cut the rope and you hear a huge PLOP and we see ben rubbing his bruises (instrument switch) Chris would play the hollow head (you know when you knock on your head when your mouth is open) Daniel would play the Tambourine (now thats a REAL instrument) Ben would play the tummy-drum (cithys breakfast) he eats a huge bowl of Lucky Charms and Coco Puffs mix, half gallon of milk (eww) and 3/4 of an apple....the he gives the rest of the apple for dan's breakfast/lunch/dinner (bad daniel!) I don't know about worst but i know one thing he has actually done thats really dumb....he drank 2 bottles of champagne in 10minutes at a party and puked for 3 hours straight after. (yeah, rock on) Okay this is my 7th time trying to send it to you b/c some dork keeps kicking me off-line so does that tell you anything??
(name) Cassie (e-mail) silvermanson@hotmail.com (ben during porno..ooooh) umm...holy i wish i was one those dudes so i can sorce with those girls..(hehe) (cithys little accident) i'm sooo sorry, i'll do anything to repay you! anything!!! i mean anything!!!! (daniels car) a picture of his dog sitting on the dash board...maybe so condoms in that little compartmint thingy...maybe some dog sh*t cos he takes n=his dog everywhere, rock mags in the magize holders...some fan letters(ones that say i love you and mushy crab like that)...lots and lots of cds...you like black sabath, mistery, bands like that...an air fresher on the mirror...some underwear and ummm...i think thats all! (silverchair dream) yeah...but i don't wanna tell the details! (instrument switch) daniel would play drums, ben would have geeter, and umm...chris would be playing bass! (cithys breakfast) he started off with a bowl of lucky charms & a glass of o.j..then he had some eggs, bacon, and everything else in the kiten. (bad daniel!) ummm...materbated in front of his poor, poor dog! (yeah, rock on) it ruled!!!!!1
(name) Hilarie (e-mail) hilariea@hotmail.com (ben during porno..ooooh) Man I wonder if Daniel would ever do this stuff with me? Maybe we could make our own porno? Hum....... (cithys little accident) Sorry, Hey....that food is dirty! Didn't your "mum" ever tell you not to eat food off the floor? (daniels car) He has pics of Sweep and Ben all over the car, a sticker on the back window that says "Hey, Animals have feelings too" (because he is a veggieterian), his car probably smells of dog, and probably has stains from Sweep all over the seats. (silverchair dream) Ben was running around throughout my dream saying "Anyone need a date?", Daniel was a wise man dressed in a sheet who only ate carrots (and for some reason always called for Sweep), and Chris was the owner of his own resturant and he had become very plump and was trying to eat my hair that was (convently) made of spagetti. (instrument switch) Chris would play the drums, Daniel the bass, and Ben would sing(he really isn't that bad at singing I have heard him before!) and play guitar. (cithys breakfast) he would sart off with Cereal and OJ, then move on to the sticky buns with milk, then and omlet (packed with ham, onions, mushrooms, cheese, turkey, and of course a couple of eggs), have a couple of muffins and dounuts with tea, maybe a couple of slices of toast (with vegimite??), and an English muffin to finish things off.....then he notices its time for lunch! (bad daniel!) Dressed up like a girl (oh, thats hard) and tried to seduce Ben (oh, thats hard)!! (yeah, rock on) This survey was sooo funny!!!! It was (and is) "THE BOMB", and of course kicked as much arse (ass) as any survey could!(There is that good enough?)
(name) Heather
(e-mail) pitstop@sprynet.com
(ben during porno..ooooh) Daniel definitely looks better than that chick...hey, where is Daniel? & why am I sitting here watching porn when I could have Daniel? At this point, Ben gets up, pulls up his pants, grabs the key for the lock on his bicycle, and pedals over to Daniel's house..
(cithys little accident) I don't think he'd be able to hear me, 'cause he'd be totally buried in food, so I'd just run off where he couldn't find me.
(daniels car) Alright, let's begin ) It's gotta have those required leopardskin seat-covers, the big red dice danglin' from the rearview mirror, gold interior, you know those red dangly things? they have little tassels coming off 'em? Definitely some of those lining the inside, a naked picture of Ben casually stuck on the dashboard, some interesting wet stains on the ceiling (hey, when Ben's gotta go, Ben's gotta go), some chewed up doggie toys strewn around everywhere (for Sweep & Chris), definitely a refrigerator for when Chris is ridin' along...a big make-up kit spilling out of the glove box, and last but certainly not least, one of those big twisted gold pimpin' steering wheels. That's about it, I think.
(silverchair dream) Yeah, it was really weird. They were playing a concert in some kind of school lunchroom, and this guy I know, named Joel, kept jumping over near them naked. I still don't really understand it...
(instrument switch) Well, see Daniel would be playing with Chris now, because Ben's instrument would be on chris' body..oh, you meant musical instruments, hehe..I dunno
(cithys breakfast) Okie dokie, this is gonna be real long...chris starts off with a small appetizer of ribs, a medium rare steak, some mashed potatoes & gravy, chicken fried steak (I hope you know what that is..most people don't..damn northerners:), and a small side of bacon grease to slather on his loaf of toasted bread. Next, Chris' mommy wraps a big blanket around his neck (for a bib, you know..chris isn't the neatest eater). Now comes his side dish, roasted lambchops, a big pan of Frito pie, a huge roasted turkey, 3 large, everything on it pizzas, and a pot filled with corn on the cob, including a tub of butter. Poor little Chris is still starving, however, so his dad brings out the main course, a gigantic roasted pig with an apple in it's mouth. chris starts slobbering and can't contain himself, so he jumps on the table and just starts gnawing on it. At this time Ben walks in & they start fighting over the last pig bone. Luckily, Chris has been eating healthily lately, a!
nd a shove of his stomach in Ben's direction subdues Ben. After eating this after school snack, Chris goes to watch a little T.V., and luckily, he hasn't missed 'round the twist...
(yeah, rock on) the survey was so awesome...your a god, honestly, and we all worship ya..hehe=)
if youve made it this far, i congratulate you, those were a lot of words!! but i must admit, yall are a bunch of crazy perverted