Welcome to James Fu's World of Everything !!!

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Welcome to all those pathetic and dumb enough to actually wonder into this region.
Here, you won't be able to find any John Wayne video clips
or any "Mom I ate the dog" type of whatever.
And for those who are looking for something hardcore...
You might find staring at yourselves in the mirror more amusing then staying on this page.
It's just what I think of music that you will find.
So if you are already drooling on your keyboard and have knocked that mouse over the table, my advice to you... 'GET A LIFE!!!' .
And if you haven't bookmarked this page yet...DON'T!!!
You could...but that'll mean that you've just taken one too many jugs of Scottish rum and have just got beaten up by your baby cousin...

hhmmmm....this is the reason why music continues to be music.... I mean...Ever since Beatles gave shelter to the world, Oasis is the next thing to give meaning in life. I'd like to think of Oasis as the Beatles of today. Heck!! Even their hairstyles seem to have some similarities!!!
Woah!!! I could just sit here the whole day and watch Oasis spin round and round and watch this guy go back and forth without going to the toilet to pee.....

You should be able to see someone writing here. It's just someone I got who was willing to stay here on my page 23 hours a day and continue writing stuff that I want him to write in exchange of setting his little pootch free. Actually his pootch is dead. But he doesn't know that !

This site will be updated A.S.A.P. Like maybe the next millenium or so. This site will be revised with stuff like more music, cartoons, games, and everything else under the sun.

I will be coming up with a newer homepage. I will be collaborating with a friend, Lian-yi, to come up with a homepage called The Syndicate. It's gonna be about stuff like computer gaming strategies, soccer, more music, and any other shit you can think of.

If you somehow for no particular reason like this sucky page...
tell me why???

Well...If you have somehow in a stroke of luck come to appreciate this page without puking, you could try to force yourself to come in here

Really...you don't have to do this....but you could if you want to...
I mean...being featured in maybe the most pathetic site in the whole net could be quite cool~~~

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Some links for those who just can't wait to get out of this site...

This is to Ho Lian-yi's webpage. Well, he shares almost the same interest as I.
His site is just as pathetic as mine...with NOTHING...
If you are already sick with my page...this page would give you equal boredom.

This is to Chong Jiayi's site. And yes...he is my friend. If you want to have your very own custom made pictures in 3-D like this cute fire thingy on the left, well this is the place I guess you've been working your butt off to find. The latest and only 3-D engine by this awesome computer person, who is also another fanatic of the Beatles and Oasis, can be found here and only here. And what's more, you can download the beta version of this engine FREE. Yes FREE!!!

This is to Joel Teo's homepage. It is pages like this that make my page seem the greatest page on the whole internet.
So you got to be really OUT OF YOUR MIND to actually wonder in here. So if you think you are that Arnie or Stallone type, go on, step on in!!! But down forget to strap on your seatbelts!!!

pathetic souls have wondered in here when they could have done something else more useful with their lives...

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No animals were hurt in the production of this page.
Except for that pathetic nerd, Newman, who always comes to my house.
He only suffered three broken ribs, a crack in his skull and a dislocated jaw-bone.
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