But if it got you drunk, I'd drink it.
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I like beer.
I like beer.
I like beer I like beer,
It's a word I like to hear I like beer.
Now, you look at all the upsides of beer,
You know, forgetting about your problems,
Solace from your mother, your father,
Your grandparents, who cares.
They're all stressing you out,
You've got beer for you, it's your friend,
It'll be there for the rest of your life.
But you know something,
There is a downside,
And that's that you have to be 21 to buy your own beer,
So, if you don't have friends that are 21,
And your parents are mean, and evil, and won't buy you beer,
You're just shit out of luck, you know,
You're just gonna get beat upon by all your friends,
And laughed at,
You can never throw your own parties,
You can never really care,
And you know something, that just sucks, you're just a loser.
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Now, one time in my life,
I found myself with the problem of not being able to buy my own beer,
Yes, I had no friends,
My family hated me anyway,
So it didn't really matter much,
And the constabularies, that surrounded my town,
They wouldn't buy me beer either,
You know something,
I stole that beer and went to jail,
Yes jail for 5 days, got a $200 fine,
And you know something,
It just told me that no matter what,
I'm gonna be drinking my beer.
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