Here is a bunch of stupid, gay games that one of us has either witnessed or played (by force). You can try them out if you want or you just get really bored, your choice. Oh yeah, you might need a couple of friends to help you play some of these.

  • Take four people, hopefully, they can do push-ups. The gather 16 chip thingies (like the pieces from a Scrabble Game). Next split up into teams of two. Get a stopwatch or something that you can use to keep track of time. Make two lines consisting of the two teamates behind each other. Place 4 blocks in front of each the first two players. Have them get ready to do some push-ups. The object is to, everytimes you go down to do a push-up, grab a block in your mouth, then go up, then go down making a new pile of blocks. Keep on doing this until you make a new pile. When the first person is on your team, the it is the next person's turn. You might wanna use different blocks cause the other ones are gonig to be all nasty. The first team to do this within the least amount to time wins. Have fun and good luck!

  • This one is called: Honey, If You Love Me, Smile
    For this game, you need about 10 peole, a mixture of girls and boys. Have seven people sit down. The three people remaining should stand. There are two ways to play this game, the gay version and the "other" version. The gay way to play is to have no rules regarding same sex encounters. The other way is to only allow a girl and a guy to approach each other. Now on to how to play the game. The three people standing have to get the seven people sitting to smile. They can go about this either sitting on their lap, putting their arms around them, etc. etc. Then you have to say: "Honey, if you love me, please smile." If the person doesn't smile or start to laugh, they say, "Honey, I love you, but I just can't smile." The last person left sitting and not smiling wins.

  • The Lipstick Game
    You need six people to play this game, three boys, three girls, & three tubes of lipstick. Get three pair of people together, one boy and one girl. Give each girl a tube of lipstick. Have her twist the tube until no one can come out. The object of the game is have the girl put lipstick on the guy's lips without her using her hands. The only way to come about this is to hold the lipstick between the girl's teeth and apply it on the guy mouth. The couple that does the best job wins. You might want to have an extra person to judge the contest.

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