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“Weird, Weird World” quiz no.1
1. Why is red Taylor’s favourite colour?
a] It’s the colour of Hell
Eeeek! Wrong! It’s cos red candy tastes the best and red makes everything beautiful [gag, gag!]. Sheesh! you should know that!
1. What was the mistake made by “Tulsaworld” in the article about Zoe’s birth?
a] They said they named the baby “Stinkalot” due to BO.
Answer: c] ha ha ha ... I thought that was so funny, scary in a way. Clarke is probably Walker’s first name but it still sounds funny...
2. What was the picture supposedly of Taylor, that he had to deny it wasn’t him in the photo? [Badly put, oh well!]
a] It was Taylor standing on a diving board in speedos. [ick!]
Answer: a] Purely Disgusting
3. What movie was Isaac watching with a girl, when he kissed her and she ran home crying?
a] Barnie and Friends : The Movie [*shivers*]
Answer: c] How obvious was that?
4. What was the ‘personal’ question Taylor was asked in a interview in Australia?
a] “How big is your dick?”
Answer: b] Terribly sorry ‘bout the...uh....other questions...he...he..!
5. After a performance on an English tv show, Zac ran and jumped into the arms of the host, the host caught him and said “Hey, no stagediving!” as a joke. What did Zac say in response?
a] “But, I love you man”
Answer: d] I was shocked when I saw him jumped onto the guy...
6. What title did Taylor receive in a recent reader’s vote for TVHITS magazine (Australia)?
a] ‘Most Feminine Male’
Answer: d] that is pretty over-rated. Taylor isn’t exactly a ‘man’ at 14 yrs old. Personally, I thought he shouldv’e won ‘Most Feminine Male’ he he he... If that was one.
7. What do Hanson say in every country?
a] “I wanna go home! This place smells!”
Answer: b] It gets annoying.
8. What country does each Hanson like because of the girls?
a] Zac - Japanese girls cos of “Their silky hair”, Taylor - Scotland cos girls like his kilt, Isaac - Australia cos Savage Garden are pretty cute. (Whoops! It’s not MEANT to say that ... hehehehehehehe....)
Answer: d] Possibly b] too BUT let’s not go there....
9. What is “With You In Your Dreams” about?
a] A one night stand. (Zac said someone thought that...)
Answer: c] Psst! It’s really the monster ... but don’t tell anyone ...
10. Why does Taylor wear such tight pants?
a] They hold him together.
Answer: You tell me.
Scoring ~ For questions 1-9 give yourself one point for each correct answer. Then go to YOUR Weird, Weird World...
Well, you might have a very creative imagination, or maybe you’ve had too much too drink. Or maybe it’s just the fact that no-one’s really perverted enough to take any notice of Taylor’s tight pants or Isaac being reported as his sister’s father except me.
Well, you are in the middle, which is probably the safest place to be. You can’t be classified as not knowing much, OR knowing every single little Hanson-related dirty gossip there is to know. I think you’ll be glad to hear that you are ... as the title says ... “Moderatly Sane”. Congratulations.
Well, you seem to know most of the “interesting” and slightly rude happenings around the Hanson scene. You sure you don’t dig up dirt on them for living? If there’s Hanson gossip or juicy news, you’re probably the most likely person to hear about it first. So if you ever work out the reason for Taylor’s tight pants, tell me, will ya?
b] He likes red undies (scary)
c] It’s the colour of the blood in “Scream” argh! ...Blood...gore.....horror!!!
d] It’s the colour his eyes go in bad pictures
It’s also the colour of Hell. How do I know? I don’t. I don’t have any idea what I’m talking about.
On with the REAL quiz...
b] They reported that Zac had gone into shock after accidently witnessing the birth.
c] The reported parents were “Diana” and “Clarke” Hanson.
d] Taylor supposedly wanted another brother.
b] Taylor stuffing his face with junk - caught on camera.
c] A girl all over him, Taylor not exactly resisting.
d] A baby pic
b] Now and Then [picking up a few tips from Devon Sawa]
c] 101 Dalmations
d] ‘How to hit on a girl, Part 2’
b] Something about his voice breaking
c] “Are you still a virgin?”
d] His opinion on girls
b] “You need some deoderant!” and held his nose.
c] “Aw...you suck!” and pouted
d] “Why not?”
b] ‘The King of Long Blonde Hair’
c] ‘Cutest Teenage guy of ‘97’
d] ‘Hottest Man On Earth’
b] “We love ____! We’ve always wanted to come to ______!
c] “The girls here are kee-uutte!”
d] “Why are people looking at us?”
b] Isaac - USA cos of Pamela Lee, Taylor - USA cos of Pamela Lee, Zac - USA cos of Pamela Lee
c] Taylor - Germany cos they all have blue eyes and blonde hair (ok, that was bad ...), Isaac - England cos he can do the accent, Zac - Legoland cos they can’t talk back...
d] Taylor - Scandenaviour (sp?) simply cos “It has the best girls”, Taylor likes Italy “For the food and the girls”, Isaac and Zac are obviously not as observant as their brother ...
b] A horrible monster that will haunt you as soon as you drift off to sleep.
c] Their dying Grandmother.
d] Isaac’s dedication to that girl he kissed during that movie. Poor girl ...
b] So they can purposely ride half way up his ass
c] To show off his ... er ... nice yet skinny body.
d] Cos he has absolutely NO fashion sense whatsoever.
0-3 points ... “Ooo How Silly World”
So, the fact that your maximum score you couldv’e gotten was only 3, should be a releif in a way, I suppose.
4 -6 points ... “Moderatly Sane World”
7-9 points ... “The Hanson Personal Organiser World”
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