The difference between what we say and what we mean is that they're complete opposites

A list of phrases with their meanings decoded

Really? - You've gotta be shitting me!

Perhaps you should check with____ - Tell someone who gives a fuck!

Ofcourse I'm concerned - Ask me if I give a shit

I wasn't involved with that - It's not my fucking problem

That's interesting - What the fuck??!

I'm not sure I can implement this - It won't work; Fuck it!!!!

I'll try to schedule that - Why the fuck didn't they tell me this sooner??!!

Perhaps I can work late - When the fuck do they expect me to do this??!!

Are you sure its a problem? - Who the fuck cares?

They weren't happy with it? - What the fuck do they want from my life?!!

He's not familiar with the problem - He's got his head up his ass

You want me to take care of this? -Who the hell died and made you boss!

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment - Kiss my ass

I don't think you understand - Shove it up your ass

I LOVE a challenge - This work sucks

You don't say? - EAT SHIT

Excuse me? EAT SHIT AND DIE

Excuse me sir? -EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER