Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder!
There's a pomegranate up your blurter!
Eating fruit is mean and vicious!
Keep your hands off Golden Delicious!
World Bank is wrong! So is fetta!
My voodoo man will make it better
My voodoo man speaks only Hindi
Put super-glue on my bindi

Would the last person to leave please turn out the enlightenment?

I'm lacto-enzyme-oxy intolerant!
I use breathatarian-based emollient
Meditation makes me ebullient!
I've never earned a day's emolument.

Would the last person to leave please turn out the enlightenment?

Everywhere, astral-signed hippiness
Primitive as Australopithecus,
Panders to some dead-head's wishes
Next we'll be back to burning witches.

Would the last person to leave please turn out the enlightenment?