There's hip-hop stars like Eminem with lyrics that are sick
He's violent, crass and bigoted, sounds like Stan Zemanick
You are hearing now the first and best voice of the outraged male
But things can't be all that bad when TISM's album fails

I do what Phillip Adams did, if things get beyond the pale
I'll go on Radio National and save the freaking whales
You think my ratings ain't so good - you should see their record sales
Things can't be all that bad when TISM's album fails

The TV Show it got the chop, the film script ain't got made
The wine bizzo went belly up. I even worked in Adelaide
I thought I told you once before the cheque is in the mail
But things can't be all that bad when TISM's album fails

Now, I'm not a vindictive man, ain't got one vengeful pore
I could be damned to time in hell or with Stuart Littlemore
Steve Price could become dictator while Australia Sieg Heils
But things wouldn't be all that bad if TISM's album fails

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