Some people have actually believed that it means I am some sort of scam artist. A bit too literal - I guess they also believe it when people's online IDs are BeautyHotChick69 and so on. In high school people began calling my best buddy and I "Scam", as it was quicker and easier to say than "Scott and Cam". From there my nickname eventually developed into Scammer. Other nicknames I have had in my life, and may still get called are: Curzy, Wheels, and Beckham, which is a new one - don't ask.
Basically, the programmers create a software program. I make sure it works, and also suggest ways it could function better or make it easier for the user. It sounds nerdier than it really is. I get paid to play on a computer and the internet (sort of) all day.
Yes, I might be able to help you with some computer problem. No, I probably can't without sitting at your computer and seeing it happen.
No I do not have kids. I live with my wife and two guinea pigs named Lucky and Gordo. I have one sister who is married and has three kids.
I do not have a middle name. Nor does my father or my sister. Really, what do you need one for? Especially when your name is the unique 'Cameron Curwood'. My dad has done a lot of research into the Curwood name, and has compiled a list of all know Curwoods. It looks like I am the only Cameron Curwood to have ever existed... so far. :~D