To surf these distinguished Forbidden Pages you must own a set of pure uncorrupted brains, be physically and mentally fit and subject to conditions these Pages may be surfed by those whose age ranges from 9 to 99.
Those naked under their clothes are strictly prohibited from surfing these Forbidden Pages. Numbskulls are also banned from surfing these Pages. Do not surf these Pages with your eyes closed or your mouth open.
You may also like to know that it is the tradition of the Godfathers (Forbidden pages Advisor, Sir Akbar The Great) that only the best will be allowed to surf these pages. If you fulfil all these requirements then you may carry on.
Warning: Read at your own risk.
Home - the beginning of the end of the beginning
The Deceiver - about the author
Life - excerpts from the Forbidden Book
Files - downloadable stuff
Links - what else do you think this is?
So step forth thee, and venture into the dark corners of
The Forbidden Pages
"You're not wearing underpants! Hee hee hee..."
