Cheezy Pick Up Lines J

This is my page about cheezy pick up lines that stupid drunk people use. Tell me if you have some of your own that you want put up!

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ROSES ARE RED....VIOLETS ARE BLUE.....TURKEYS ARE LIKE RAINDROPS........LETS HUMP
Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.

The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.

The only place I want to go is south of the border.

Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.

What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible."

So, do you want to see something really swell?

Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!

Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

My shirt's chaffing me....

Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers?(No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

They call me Milk, because I do your body good.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

They say the best things in life are free.... they lied (but I do accept American Express)

I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.

You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!

You're on my mind...I'd prefer you on my bed.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

You have 250 bones in your body, want another?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.

Hey, they don't serve cherry pie here, can I get a piece of you?

I lost my telephone number, can I borrow yours?

What's your sign?

Are you tired? Cuz you have been running through my mind all day!

Is your daddy a thief? No? Then how did he get the stars from the sky into your eyes?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

How bout I stick it in and see how it feels?

Did it hurt.... When you fell from Heaven?

I've got the "F","C", and the "K", now all I need is "U." Courtesty of HellSpAwN

Wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza? (No.) What, you don't like pizza?

Hey baby,what do you say we go back to my place and play a little game of magic?...we'll fuck and then you dissappear......

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I would be cumming too.

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them tonight. -Courtesty of Windeye

Hey baby, give me your phone number, before I dont want it anymore.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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