No one has black eyes! Who do you think you are, herking and jerking around
like some kind of lagoon creature?
Granted, I don't have pupils. But I like to think that my wily whites are at
least open windows to my heroic soul. Black eyes, by contrast, are
completely unacceptable. Black eyes are for peas! Do you want to be a pea,
Mr. Rap Metal scary person?
If so, I'll be happy to serve you up with some cornbread and iced tea. So
take out those contact lenses and cease spinning around like a top. You make
me dizzy with your crazy shenanigans.
