Man who stand on toilet high on pot
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, it is good for boy to park meat in girl
Man who jizz in cash register come into money
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew..
Man trapped in Pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
Learn to masterbate--come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.----balloons are for wiseones only!! hehehehe
Star Wars Quotes
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell like
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Put that thing away before you get us all killed
You've got something jammed in here real good
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought."
Sorry about the mess..
Look at the size of that thing!
Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
I thought that hairy Beast would be the end of me
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
But now we must eat. Cum, goodfood, cumm...
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