words & music: Leon Lim

there once was a frog she got stuck in a well
there once was a good man and he went to hell
there once was a god but now there's a lot

there once was a cat who got eaten by a rat
there once was a man who believed in his hat
there once was a thin girl convinced she was fat

there once was a man who busted the zoo
set free the rhinos monkeys giraffes and gnus
then this man he ran out of luck
ended up in a lion's stomach

i don't know why this is so
i don't think I'd ever be told
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