It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

From the look on his face and the size of his toes

He comes from a place that nobody knows

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,

Letting this big-toed man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now I couldn't tell you why

He says where he's from is called Albertane

There they use more than 10% of their brain

But you couldn't tell from the way they behave

They run around in their underwear and they never shave

Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed man tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now I couldn't tell you why

(Repeat Chorus)

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird

Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird

For the love of Pete come in!

This is Baby Bird... sorry I was watching Court TV

Co you copy? Do you copy?

Of course we copy... 24hrs a day... in color!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest

The man sitting beside me who was barely dressed

Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee

I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie

I've been talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

I know they'll come get me and take me away

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

If not tomorrow then maybe today